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"I'm gonna cum in your open canker sore."

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Sullivan & Sullivan,llp /

wouldn't cum be soothing on a canker sore? scientifically speaking, that is.

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ya know...i was gonna say a boil or just open sore...but canker sounded nastier...oh well.

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I once told a friend when I was really drunk that I could totally be a dick to him and he wouldn't do anything about it cause I was cooler than him. I felt really bad though after that.

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I really like amateur wrestling.

You can go and call the wrestlers pussies, or fuckwads, or dirtbags, or a cum-soaked piss-drenched gutter animal wallowing in it's own filth and licking it's open sores in the street,

and noone actually gets hurt. it's a great release.

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^^ will you need some therapy lol

jk man

i still dont think anyone is topping mine

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Christopher Staggs /

My favorite is, "YOU SUCK AT LIFE!" Case closed, I win.

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Christopher Staggs /

My wife usually tells me I have a pea brain. I usually reply with, "My pea brain is smaller than you think." I showed her.

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Sullivan & Sullivan,llp /

When I was in high school I had a bunch of friends over. My four year old little sister came up to one of my particularly offensive friends and announced proudly, "Only birds can fly!"

To which my friend replied, "Airplanes can fly too, shit for brains."

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Jimbo Grand Daddy /

"This is Lance Campeau from Lancecampeau.com."

Do I win now?

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I'm a government representative, and I'm here to help you.

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after someone calls you a "motherfucker":

a mother fucker i may be,

but the mother i fuck doesn't belong to me.

keep your mama off the streets, and i won't fuck her.

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if your brains were gas, you wouldn't have enough gas to fuel a piss-ant's motorcycle around the inside of a cherio.

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rock finally shredding pow /

you dont even know me

or

you dumb cunt

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to a couple in the car next to you who just cut you off. directed at the male driver:

i'm gonna fuck you and make her watch.

woman driving, directed at the male passenger:

i hope she fucks better than she drives.

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NICK, that is not cool, man.

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#CrazyWayne™ rocks. #CrazyWayne /

Ha you two stop that regurgitating feltching.

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Eharmony.

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot /

as a retort to a middle-aged womans' complaint, I respond "Where you talking to me? I never realized a catchers' mitt could talk."

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LOL ^^^^^^^

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot /

where talking to me,,,,,wtf were

The most offensive sentence you can pen.

At least I know what a dick looks like.

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#CrazyWayne™ rocks. #CrazyWayne /

That's a nice looking SCOOTER!

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Really, it's more of a threat:

I'm going to kill you, cut you up, burn the pieces, bake the ashes into a cake, eat the cake, then shit you out and burn the shit.

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"And you are?"

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Praise god.

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how about a song?

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i had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pro-creation.

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