MOPED ARMY

"the sidescroller"

"the peoples choice"

"the scottish whip"

"burning down the house"

"the Urkle"

The "Groogrux King"

"the merrimac"

The "squabbler's fortune"

"the Pac-Man"

The "peacock's choice"

"grandma's special boy"

"the waterboard"

"the Ram Jam"

ps - i didn't even notice kansas john was already in this thread.. but just so everyone knows... Kansas John is THE master of coming up with new sex moves & naming them accordingly.

He totally wins.

me and the wife came up with a short list over dinner:

the "jazz singer"

the "hot tin roof"

the "little rascal"

the "big rascal"

the "message in a bottle"

the "rocky rhode island red"

the "lost softness"

the "letter to the editor"

the "spirit of christmas"

the "huckleberry hound"

"trump towers"

the "earthquake of '96"

the "_original_ earthquake of '96"

the "gilded zinger"

the "wood splinter"

the "sham-wow"

the "deep south"

the "there's a kind of hush (all over the world)"

the "hand sanitizer"

the "jamaican bobsled team"

sooo, kansas john... when are we gonna make up some new sex moves?

stop by friendly's with your ladie friend and have her order you a "clown sunday", then bring her into the restroom for a "blumpkin"

the "targaped". involves a toilet seat and canada

or the black pearl...ew

that' supposed to be "the" land of the lost ... I think baby food is best, but it's hard to top Quatto ...

my favorite...."the chupacabra" - you havent lived until you have felt warm intestine on your dick.

John Grisham's 'The Rainmaker'

The Event Horizon

The lady from Event Horizon with no eyes

The part in Event Horizon when Giovanni Ribisi shot blood out of his eyes and stuff

The Geordi LaForced sexual intercourse

The can we stop for a minute? You're on my bladder

The 'the guys who do the dick in the box schtick just aren't that funny.'

The 'Barney the Dinosaur sodomy scandal'

sex is disgusting and boring

y helo thar

you should check out the rip davkitts thread, if you haven't.

the "denver bobcat"

the "rocky mountain bear fucker"

the "glade plug-in"

the "poindexter"

the "best in show"

the "grilled stuffed burrito"

the "king in the castle"

the "white castle"

the "business hug"

the "happy camper"

the "family reunion"

the "fortune cookie"

the "rally pack"

the "chad burke"

the "salad shooter"

the "nutella"

the "long distance phonecall"

the "wet burrito"

the "continental"

the "continental breakfast"

the "hat trick"

the "mouse trick"

the "three musketeers"

the "kalamazoo tire iron"

the "meal replacement"

the "Meal Ready to Eat (MRE)"

the "stimulus package"

the "detroit stimulus package" (similar to the previous but with fists)

the "wash and wax"

the "tommy lee jones"

the "luther vandross"

the "andrew buck michael"

the "pencil sharpener"

the "portland pilates"

the "david alan grier"

the "martin scorsese leapfrog"

and last but not least the "jona"

as have i. but honestly a good ol' "jona" is so worth the sores.

I usually just give them the "Irish blessing"

The "Beaver and Butt-head"

The "Wireless G-spot Adapter"

The "Soft Sleize"

The "Epileptic Mongoose"

The "Double Jewel Case" (In my dreams)

The "Banker's Box"

The "Cumcast Remote"

The "Big Gulp"

The "Emissions Inspection"

The "Jewel of the Nile"

The "Far Beyond Driven"

The "Post Trystie" (In the morning)

The "Bluetooth"

The "Bobble-Head" (For in a car)

The "Pok'er Hand"

The "Aussie 3-Minute Miracle"

The "Earbud" (Kinda weird)

The "#69 Powerjet"

The "Pro-pain and Propane Accessories" (Kinda rough)

The "Athlete's Foot"

The "Finnish Nail"

The "Oompah-Loompah" (Best for the height-challenged)

The "Spirulina Special" (Healthy but requires cleanup after)

The "Paper Ream"

The "Barack Oh'Mama"

The "Git 'er Done"

The "Robot Chicken"

Oh God, Somebody stop me...