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juvi john ire /

how do i go about getting with a chic that is a jahovas witness (i probly spelled that wrong) she still lives with the parents

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Show her how "cool" alcohol is. And pretend to be a Jahova's witness in front of the rents.

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Mushrooms and a comfortable warm room full of fun stuff to play with.

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This forum gets creepier and creepier.

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Rufinol

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juvi john ire /

i was thinkin of doing a bunch of coke an going to the church so i look like i got the spirit in me (no for real wat to do)

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do what i said -alcohol.

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The non creepy answer: embrace her religion, merry her and have many kids.

Slightly creepy answer: pretend to embrace her religion long enough to get some.

Creepy answer: get the girls mind "altered" and take advantage.

Very creepy answer: convince her that god wants her to have sex with you.

Super creepy answer: no means yes.

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Im guessing that the problem isn't with her bieng religous, its with her parents. Just fake it to the old folks. Also, no means yes is standard. lol

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no groms no blasters /

you got very creepy and not creepy at all mixed up.

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3 words: just the tip

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I don't know if I'd bother. JW kinda gives me the creeps.

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dont come to her room in the middle of the night to "check on a noise" or to "see if shes ok" with your shirt off.

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The first and most important step is to ask advice about it on the internet, proving just how genuine your feelings are for her.

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buy her a copy of the god delusion. make her parents hate you. the more they hate you, the more she'll like you. god's honest truth. ps: you're in High School.

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@amandah ZING!

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Jesus.

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Thats the problem erin. That and her parents.

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