I work at a fortune 500 company that wants me to be a number. They won't let me park the moped inside the garage, because they said "the moped could damage the parking garage structure..."
Yeah, ok. Pull the other one. I wouldn't damage a parking garage if I found the weakest spot in the entire building and went and hit it at full bore.
Although nothing is documented anywhere, apparently this is the rule.
You know they're just jealous--! I wouldn't worry about the rain if not for the stereo.
I was thinking about your moped-- that could be a good thing if you had a ped on it's death-bed. Park it and wait for someone to crush it. if the person about to back over your ped is in a Yugo, jump out and scream-- if it's a new Lexus, let 'em go.