Moped Accident Victim Drinks 3x 40s before dieing

Looks like some ass hole driver hit a poor guy riding on his moped on his way to a party. He got hit pretty hard, judging by the car damage, amount of blood on his clothing, and the fact that his shoes cloned themselves...

This just proves that dudes on mopeds are so hard that they will drink 120 ounces of malt liquor laying across their beloved moped before saying good bye to this world.

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wawawaaa

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Fish tits Krauthamer /

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thing is look at the car

no license plate

this guy probly had no insurance either

I hate when they dont cover up dead bodies

it looks like he may have gotten hit while changing his shoes too

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the best part is how the bottles were gently set down unharmed in the middle of this horrific fake crash deterrent dot jpeg

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the best part is this mother fucker got what he deserved

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Ϫ‡☄ಬ∞ ƀƖḬƝƊ ƤǂƿƎ ∞ಬ☄‡Ϫ - Hoke from Black Pipes Moped Gang /

THE BEST PART IS WHEN I CHUCKLED

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I think your wrong Austin. Heres some more details on this accident. apparently the driver of the car lost control hitting into that orange cone. obviously totaling the vehicle. the guy on the moped saw the accident and rode over to help and also lost control smashing into only the right tail light on the car. the part you did get right was while laying there dyeing he got wasty-faced on the malt beverages.

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looks like it's from the UK. that explains it.

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dead as fuck

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^^^^^Woman driver

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Tate in Madison /

Those aren't 40s.

Those are tall boys.

24 oz tops.

Also if I came upon such a crash I would fersher abscond with that guys front end.

He had discs.

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whoa! that's fucked up y'all.

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also, this post rules.

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fuck ....

let's do some deductive reasoning... if he had a 40oz in his left hand....and a 40oz in his right hand...how was he holding the other 40z?

Mother fucker was crazy! 40 in each hand and holding one in his mouth!

no wonder he brought a 2nd pair of shoes.

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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE APPLE CIDER??!!!

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Tate in Madison /

No he had a free had to drive with.

This is some footage of him before.

!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-DGE5YmaO8

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Tate in Madison /

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can i have his front end?

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i am worried he may have been an alcoholic being that it was midday and all....

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