I just got back from a ride with Tom and Cory, and I rode home in the dark. It's about the time of the year that JUNEBUGS come out... and in huge masses. In years past they've eaten the foliage off of our trees BARE! They get that thick! I had to watch the road ahead of me and duck and dodge all these little bastards. They have a thick hard exoskeleton and they seem to like it in my hair. When I got home I found one in my garage. I stomped on it repeatedly and said "This one's for my face... this one's for my shirt... this one's for making me ride slow... this one's just because!" I mean, those little devils sting at 30+. It's like getting hit with dozens of rocks that stick to you. Icky. That's the best word to describe it, Icky.
Of course, I was lauging the whole time. It was pretty damn funny.
Swarm and Destroy (Mopedders and junebugs alike)
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