Deer vs Moped

Yes, It is possible to kill a deer on a moped. It was once believed to be an impossible feat, but things have changed.

Heading back from the local grocery store, with some orange juice and a coke, we encountered a family of deer. We were riding our trusty mopeds and the baby deer (fawns) took off running. I yelled to my Puch riding buddy, "Hey look! I'm faster than a deer!" we experienced a moment of sheer bliss as, for a moment, we ran with the herd, weaving in and out of the joyful pack of wild animals. Then one of our newly found friends decided to take the high road, literally, and starting galloping on the road. We first thought of this as a playful stroll, but now we started to suspect fear in the minds of these young creatures. I thought this would be a perfect time to test out my horn. Apparently, deer are scared of such noises, and he veared to eh left of the rode, into a fence, and died.

Naturally we went back to take a photo to prove our story, but locals had already loaded it in the back of their truck and began preparing for dinner.

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And they didnt even offer you a steak dinner.

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what an expierence for sure!

my gal and i were riding through the city a few months ago and a giant rat leap out into the road and hesitated for a second, and my gal rode right over it. annnd killing it. it defintly made a thud.

and she screamed and i said she killed it and she was upset. it still haunts her, a rabbit jumped out at her too once out in the suburbs and she almost killed that too!

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i hit a dog once. I'm not sure if it died but i hit it really hard. It basically tried to bit my moped in the face. My moped was victorious.

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you guys are fuckin assholes. dont you realize that animals are the guests here, and humans are the enemies of the earth? I'd like to chase you around and terrify you a bit. see how funny it is then, dickheads.

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i almost ran over my own cat yesterday on my passport, freaked me out. she was scared of me for like 5 minutes afterwards but i coaxed her back and then she was ok.

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- Summerai - Christine L /

Its been done.

Last month my girlfriend smoked a deer. :(

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I once ran into a person. killed him. i kept going though.

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ᴛᴇʀʀʏ ᴅᴇᴀɴ /

kill a deer save a biker

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Rob @t ATTN! Burrito /

ha wow, nice story running with the pack.

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The co leader of my little group had a run in with a deer. all most killed him. he had to spend some time in the hospital and how he has a deer skall on his fender

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THAT'S WHY YOU NEED MANIMAL, THE MANLIEST SCOOTER ON EARTH.

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what a bunch of asses

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damn! i'd ride that. really cool.

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Yes, those are real human jawbones hanging between the seat frame...

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ew @ pooper scooter

ew x2 @ assholes fucking with terrified animals.

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It's the judgment deer you have to really worry about. They'll just stand there, judging until the last possible second then they go in the opposite direction logic would dictate.

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kill 'em all let deer god sort 'em out

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how were they fucking with animals? they were just riding their mopeds, minding their own business. he wanted to take care of his own safety so that the deer didnt run out in front of him. its not his fault that the deer didnt see the fence. dont be such a dick.

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Yeah! rgags got my back, and I saw his family today on the same road, they didn't even seem very upset. So I honked my horn at the friendly deer to say hello.

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WOW, really, gogotyler got soooo much shit for riding circles around a cat, but yet its okay for all of you to brag about "KILLING" something. My point has no been proven, fucking hypocrites.

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LanceCampeau.com /

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Yall should shut the fuck up....Im reallly getting sick of animal rights activists on here.Sure its not cool to kill an animal and stuff But this was all an accident.And you all give some kid crap for chasing around some dumb ass stray cat that was most likely carrying rabies or some other stupid thing like that.The stupid cat could have run under a parked car or something.

I fucking hate cats...they piss everywhere,scratch up furniture,shit in your kids sandboxes,and cough up hairballs in corners of your house,and are selfish creatures that wouldn't give a fuck if you lived or died.

Animals serve a purpose.To be eaten,companionship ,enjoyment(to observe in awe the diversity of nature), to clean up messes(i.e. roadkill ya know like vultures)In no way are they superior to the human race.To say so otherwise is just asinine and means you should be physiologically evaluated for mental illness.

So you all can get off your fucking high horses(because you abusing the poooooor little horsey by riding it and putting that in-humane bit in their mouth) and off your fucking tofu thrones and be realistic....

and remember....peta stands for people eating tasty animals.

Thank you...and I approve this message.

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Who's bragging?

There is a difference between saying "I was riding along next a family of deer when one ran into a fence and killed itself"

AND

"I totally killed a deer and none of you have!!!"

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dude "tofu throne"

that's the band name

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someone rode circles around a cat! ahhhhhhhahaha, feral cats are no different than a scummy pigeon and i'm a cat person.

rex.

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