Just for the record, I'd had two beers and was gleeful but hardly what one would call out of control. We went five blocks and I ran out of gas, so I pedalled home. On the sidewalks. We laughed our heads off the whole time and I would never do it again. If you'll recall, I originally posted that it was a BAD IDEA. I'm hardly advocating this as a way of being, but sharing a pretty funny (yes, stupid, I never denied that) after-the-fact event. So calm down guys, I know drunk driving is a stupid thing and would never even consider it in a car (my father does this, but he's not exactly someone I choose to immitate) but I think I can be forgiven for a wee jaunt of five blocks or so when i was tipsy.
So chill the fuck out, Dan and Miguel. You aren't my babysitters and while I allow that it was dumb and you can pick on me for it, you don't need to judge my entire character on one ultimately silly incident. More often than not I AM the DD.
Excellent idea for hiding the keys, Ree. Sorry I didn't get back to this forum sooner; I was off having other crazy adventures in New Jersey and South Haven (both involving mopeds!)