Dude...who do you think is one of the guys the bars call to come collect folks who've had to much to drive ?
Imma Cabbie, believe it or not...they call me.
And in all honesty, I'd rather deal with folks tossing thier cookies in the back of my cab, then hafta think about the same poor sod wiping out someones kid on his weaving way home , you know ?
And yeah...I'd even haul a mopedders wheels home for him too, no prob.
I don't even charge for it.
(Most of em only do it fer free on New Years, but what the hell, yannow ?)