Re: Drunken moped riding...

Reeperette /
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Very bad idea indeed.......but honestly, I doubt all that many of us, especially the older folks can say we haven't made the same experiment with a straight face.

It's when one sobers up that the joy seems to turn to knee-quaking fear, as in

"oh-my-god-that-was-so-stupid-I-coulda-got-killed!" kinda fear, anyhow.

Of course the one time I did so, didn't really have a choice, and rode down the sidewalk at circa 8Mph..cause I knew damnwell I was too crispy to be on it in the first place.

Here's a trick...fill a plastic glass mostly full of water.

Put the keys to your ped in the water.

Put the glass in the freezer.

THEN go drink.

By the time yer plasted enough to think of ridin, you ain't gettin them keys back, and the time it would take to thaw em out is usually sufficient to get sober enough to reconsider that decision.

-Ree

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  Drunken moped riding...Topic by: Hellcat Carrie Hellcat Carrie 05/04/01 03:59PM
  Re: Drunken moped riding...Re: Chris Robertson Chris Robertson 05/04/01 04:35PM
  Re: Drunken moped riding...Re: Hellcat Carrie Hellcat Carrie 05/04/01 05:38PM
  Re: Drunken moped riding...Re: Reeperette Reeperette 05/04/01 09:04PM
  Re: Drunken moped riding...Re: gimmejimmie gimmejimmie 05/04/01 11:09PM
  Re: Drunken moped riding...Re: miguel miguel 05/05/01 01:45AM
  Re: Drunken moped riding...Re: miguel miguel 05/05/01 01:26PM
  Re: Drunken moped riding...Re: Reeperette Reeperette 05/05/01 03:45PM
  Re: Drunken moped riding...Re: gimmejimmie gimmejimmie 05/05/01 10:16PM
  Re: Drunken moped riding...Re: miguel miguel 05/05/01 10:47PM
  Re: Drunken moped riding...Re: Ron Brown Ron Brown 05/05/01 07:21PM
  Re: Drunken moped riding...Re: Lane Lane 05/06/01 11:03PM
  Re: Drunken moped riding...Re: Fred Fred 05/07/01 03:20PM
  I agree with miguelRe: dan dan 05/07/01 09:24PM
  Re: I agree with miguelRe: Carrie Carrie 05/10/01 02:30PM
  Re: I agree with miguelRe: Miguel Miguel 05/10/01 07:33PM
  Re: I agree with miguelRe: carrie carrie 05/11/01 05:20PM
  Re: I agree with miguelRe: Miguel Miguel 05/12/01 02:44AM

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