Re: Fred's new book :)

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Yes... but in 20 years (and for $20 extra).. all ignition keys will have have mini laptops molded into the large end of the key with complete diagnostic procedures for blithering idjits to get there lump back on line and haul their worthless carcass's back home.

Of course the fact that people won't even be able to read English anymore will require that the computer will give verbal commands to said blithering idjit.

So... for an additional $50... the machine will all but wipe the idjits ass by prompting him verbally

Like

..."attention!... The fuel cell will be empty in 6.7 miles unless you turn your dumbass around and go back the gas station you just passed and put some more in.... thank you"

Or

..."we are sorry.. the reason you are not making linear progress is because you are sitting on the moped with the stand still down... please lower the RPM and dismount and put the stand up before proceeding...thank you"

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Subject Written By Posted
  How to Fix Your MopedTopic by: Fred Fred 05/03/01 03:49PM
  Re: How to Fix Your MopedRe: SteelToad SteelToad 05/03/01 04:00PM
  Re: How to Fix Your MopedRe: Inkwolf Inkwolf 05/03/01 04:06PM
  Re: How to Fix Your MopedRe: Fred Fred 05/03/01 07:01PM
  Re: How to Fix Your MopedRe: Inkwolf Inkwolf 05/04/01 10:56AM
  Fred's new book :)Re: SteelToad SteelToad 05/04/01 12:02PM
  Re: Fred's new book :)Re: Fred Fred 05/05/01 12:52PM
  Re: Fred's new book :)Re: miguel miguel 05/05/01 01:20PM
  Re: How to Fix Your MopedRe: Justin Justin 05/03/01 08:45PM
  Re: How to Fix Your MopedRe: Fred Fred 05/04/01 12:28AM
  Re: How to Fix Your MopedRe: Ron Brown Ron Brown 05/04/01 10:55AM
  Re: Fred's new book :) - Web PageRe: Rob Hoehn Rob Hoehn 05/04/01 12:22PM
  Re: Fred's new book :) - Web PageRe: SteelToad SteelToad 05/04/01 01:12PM
  Everyone?Re: Fred Fred 05/05/01 03:20AM
  Re: Everyone?Re: Ron Brown Ron Brown 05/05/01 12:00PM

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