Another moped joke

I don't want to start any kind of flamewar but here it goes, my dad told me this just before I was about to take my ped for a spin.

"What do mopeds and fat girls have in common? There both fun to ride but you don't want to be seen with them."

Yeah its pretty sick but comeing from my dad I had to laugh :)

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oh, but you do wan't to be seen on a moped. they're so hot! really. chicks totally dig a cool guy on a moped.

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Another moped joke?

Actually that

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Jon Dalton /

I heard that one about scooters. but i told the guy i don't drive a scooter i drive a moped. 10 times the geek factor.

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Reeperette /

Hehehe, Ride with me sometime down in "da hood" of a major city.....those words will never apply to mopeds fer you again, I'll bet.


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about the fat chicks i heard it was

what does a moped and a fat chick have in common? there both fun to ride 'till your friends see yea

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I think the geek factor's a point in the moped's favor! You'd be shocked at how intimidating a group of skinny geeks on wimpy mopeds can be, especially if you're some poor drunken heckler dumb enough to tangle with a swarm of us. I'm proud to be a seen with my geeky moped!

It was certainly the best moped joke I've seen yet!

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moped warehouse of New Jersey /

This is an old joke. One you have probably heard before but here it goes.

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2001, Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $750,000.

He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks,

"What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"

The young man replies, "A 2001 Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It cost $750,000.

"That's a lot of money" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.

The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?"

"Sure," replies the owner.

So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.

Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"

Just then, the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 MPH. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoossh! Something whips by him, going much faster!

"What on earth could be going faster than my 7?" the young man asks himself.

Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And, it almost looked like the old man on the moped!

"Couldn't be," thinks the guy."

"How could a moped outrun an RX-7?"

Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror!

Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and darn, it is the old man!!! Of course the moped and the old man are hurting for certain.

He runs up to the dying old man and says, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man groans and replies "Yes.

Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"


The Moped WareHouse

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Jon Dalton /

....till a bunch of closed minded insecure 'cool' people see it...all my friends dig it

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Insecure "cool" people can be beaten down as easily as anyone else...believe me....

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Hey now, I wasnt slamming mopeds at all. Just a funny joke my old man told me as I was walking out the door.

I think my ped turns more heads than my camaro ever did when I owned that. :)

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I was going to post about this joke as well because I keep hearing it from people when I tell them about my moped. I agree with Reeperette by going into "da hood" I was at an intersection and I am sitting there on my ped with my friend next to me on his kymco scooter this guy walks by and looks my bike like he wants to take my ped from me. Then the guy says I shit you not........... "that shit gangsta" and pointed to my ped and kept on walking. That reassured me that peds are the a lot tougher than people make them out to be.

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Even more intimidating is a bunch of skinny geeks in wimpy mopeds with one big geek on a wimpy moped. I am pround to sport a small moped with a large body!

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LANE, your name rocks!

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the people that made that joke are a joke mopeds are so G

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i here the moped fat chicks joke all the time its pretty annoying

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Sullivan & Sullivan,llp /

Mopeds are like fat chicks because you can depend on both to get you where you need to be.

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