I am disgustimated by the lacknisity of you people's sense of humor. Sure, when The Onion makes fun of Don King this way, everybody laughs; but when I do it, everybody thinks I'm an idiot. It seems that out of all of you, Nick was the only one to get it. I'm not trying to be taken seriously, people; I'm just popping in to put some zest into your dull forum lives. AND my post was good advice; before you tinker with your moped, take it to a mechanic first. It SOUNDS like common sense, but you would be surprised at how many people just randomly start taking things apart on their moped. Plus, you people are just resorting to childish name-calling. If you don't like what someone posts, you don't call them, "a wankin, spankin geek", "retard", or "crazy loser"; you just tell them what was wrong with their post, like adults. Or, if you MUST be a dull person who calls other people names, then at least have the imagination to be FUNNY about it, like Moped Gawd's hilarious "Obfuscating Erudition by Pretentious Pontificators". So long.