SHIT ITS THE COPS!!!!!!

so im riding my maxi through a neighborhood on my way to a friends house.(i ride illegally i only have 2 months till i can get my moped permit) a cop rides by me on the other side of the street. i think in my mind oh shit. he braks his cruiser i go full throttle to a stop sign then pull out fly up the road to my friends house. me:shit dude the cops are coming hide the moped in the back of your house.my friend:oh man here he comes!.we failed at hiding the bike in time the cop came up the driveway.that moment i felt like i was going to die.he walked up to me.cop:how old are you.me:15 i stuttered scared out of my mind.cop:you know what your doing is illegal right.Me:yeah.he starts threating me with $500 dollar tickets and me going to jail.me:yeah put a single mom(parents are divorced) and her child on the street cause off your fucking ticket?Fuck you! ill bust your head open!.my friend went in and got his mom cop knows her. he asks can you take this boy home or ill take him to jail.me: i said you will have to shoot my ass before you get me in your car!.cop:i really dont think you want that.Me:try me asshole.the cop gives me a death stare i laughed in his face.cop:he asked my name i gave him it he started writing it down.cop:hey i know who you are. well my dad use to be a cop this cop knew my dad.cop:you should know better im suprised he didnt whoop your ass for riding that moped around town.me:my dad is a piece of shit who cant pay child support because hes a lazy piece of shit and i fucking hate him!cop:um hmmm yeah im gonna just gonna let you go this time just dont ever let it happen again me:yeah whatever asshole.my friends and his mom were standing behind me his mom said damn you were pissed.i just laughed and said yeah i was a complete dick to him and he still let me off. YEAH THE BULLSHIT IS I CANT RIDE FOR 2 MORE MONTHS OR ILL GET ARRESTED. yeah i know i was i dick to the cop i was just really pissed off that day

SHIT ITS THE COPS!!!!!!

Tom Rainwater /

Someone is a candidate for anger management class; your bring this on yourself.

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me:he should have maced you

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i dont like cops some kid that didnt like me in my town told the police i had weed on me( i dont even do drugs).next thing i konw i have a cop driving up next to me when im with my friends and he says ok who has the weed? next ting i konw im face down in the middle of the street getting searched that is why i hate cops so much

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I would have lied..."sir I'm just using it as transportation until I get my license to drive a real car, can I do a ride along I always wanted to be a cop"...probably would have let ya go. Now he has your name, knows your face..you can ride legit but you might just have a cop on your ass for the next 30 years you live in that town. Good luck with that.

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---------------- LaZer ------------* /

me:you should park the ped and pump your bicycle peddles or cop: I'm going to impound your puttcycle you pottymouth punk!

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something tells me this is a nice little bs story to fill up the real story of the cop telling him off.

ive never met one cop whod have a 15 year old punk talk like that to him and _not_ do something, in the least call the parents himself.

if its true, youre an asshole and should have been tazered for that shit. if its not true, youre an asshole for trying to look big and bad. fucking 15 year olds.

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thats quite a story

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kim jensen /

Yeah no shit D Kitts! And if I was your friends mom, I'd have washed your mouth out with soap and you'd NEVER be invited over again!

Listen, we are sorry you feel that way about your dad, the cop gave you a tremendous break because of it. But you keep talking that tough guy BS and you will find yourself face down on the ground again real soon! Time to deal with life and man up!

kbj

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---------------- LaZer ------------* /

personally, I think it's ignorant to have one bad experience with law enforcement shape your entire view police in general. Maybe the cop who frisked you was having a bad day because he had to deal with fowl mouthed know-it-all teenagers all morning. I bet you wouldn't be cursing that cop after he performed CPR on you when your unliccensed butt pulls out in front of '98 Ford Escort.

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call me when you have actually had a real problem with the cops...

and doing anything more than thinking that kind of insolent swagger towards police, will do you nothing but harm. who gives a shit if you "looked tough" when you are fucking locked up for the weekend...

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The smell of bullshit in this post is overpowering.

I bet I know what really happened. Kid gets ahold of an old POS moped and starts blasting along like a jackass. Cop stops him, calls his mom, and now little johnny smartass is grounded. Bwaaaaaa!

Grow up jr. If you had really talked to a cop like that you'd be spitting your teeth out instead of Momma coming to pick you up in the soccer wagon.

Stupid ignorant ass kids...

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kyle sounds like a future prison bitch.

you better check yourself before you riggity wreck your ass.

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Hmm... Yeah right...

Do this with a cop here and you'll be eating through a straw for the next couple of months. And cops here really are pussies compared to American cops.

Lots of big talk for a 15yo kid.

And here's some advice: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

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Fail.

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Matt Scout The Scouting Dcon /

Oh yes, you got off with a warning after threatening to bust the cop's head open? Not bloody likely. It is not the cop's fault you got caught, is is your fault. If you have any sense at all you won't ride again until you can do it legally.

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It is immature little shits like you that turn cops into dicks. Since your daddy is a cop you get to run your mouth. I bet the next poor guy on a moped get screwed because he will remember your mouth and your moped. Learn to respect yourself so you can learn to respect other people.

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I agree, this story is 97% testosterone inspired fiction. What actually happened: Cop didn't actually follow or even notice. Kid gets adrenalin rush and rides like a douche bag for 1.5 miles to friends house. Kid and said friend play Wii for about 2 hours (friend's mom makes some kick ass brownies). Kid goes home and lays in bed thinking about how much he enjoyed said adrenalin rush and decides to relive the incident on teh interwebz. I read, have many lulz...WIN!

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BONER!!! WOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I am going to say.. I said this was going to happen..

Maryland cops ... are just doing there job kido. Ed

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best post evar

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O want me to come pick up the moped.. your selling?... let me know if you wanna get ride of it or them..

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Rob @t ATTN! Burrito /

funny how most cops have broken families when you add the strange corrolation how they use fear to control situations. oh and cops turn themselves into dicks, if they can't laugh off a kid giving them lip about riding a moped they're in the wrong line of work. lucky you didn't have the moped impounded since you were acutally doing something illegal. wait two months then someone will call the cops on you riding legally. there's probably one person in the neighborhood that calls the cops every time you go by. did your cop dad get you that moped? funny thing is twice when stopped around here for no apparent reason, the officers ask about the mopeds and say how they want one for their kid that can't drive yet...

my fav line: "we failed at hiding the bike in time the cop came up the driveway"

-on a side note about american cops vs abroad: last time i was in sweden cops came to a skatepark for no apparent reason, and a 14 year old with a beer in his hand (legal) told the cops they cant be on the concrete without a skateboard, and that they need to skate or leave- then kicks his deck over to them. the cops left. they also dont have guns or tazers. other nice things are when you get off the train first thing you see is seriously an endless line of bikes and mopeds, and ladies can be topless wherever they choose. shame it's cold half the year.

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So let's recap here:

- You were riding illegally

- Ran from the cop

- Mouthed off to an elder who's also a cop, AND he was giving you a break?

You're an idiot and should've gotten worse.

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Sullivan & Sullivan,llp /

the best way to get out of being arrested?

officer i get chest pains and difficulty breathing when i'm in the back of a cruiser.

no one wants to sit at the hospital for their entire shift, especially if they know its for a bullshit reason.

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i kinda hope you're the next tazing video i get to laugh at on youtube. make sure to at least piss yourself or come up with a new saying when you fall over.

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TWEEN ANGST

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Anyone else have trouble reading wall-of-text? I do. This may help:

I was recently riding my Maxi through a neighborhood on my way to a friend’s house. I ride illegally, for I still have two months until I can get my learners permit.

A cop rides by me on the other side of the street, and I think in my mind, "oh shit." He slows down his cruiser, so I go full throttle to a stop sign, and fly up the road to my friend’s house. Upon arriving, I exclaim to my friend, "Shit, dude! The cops are coming! Hide the moped in the back of your house!" To which my friend replies, "Oh man, here he comes!" We fail to hide the bike before the cop pulls in to the driveway.

That moment I felt like I was going to die. He walked up to me and asks, "How old are you?", to which I reply, stuttering, scared out of my mind, "Fifteen." The cop then replies with another question, "You know what your doing is illegal, right?" "Yeah", I reply. He starts threatening me with a $500 dollar ticket, and jail time. Upset, I exclaim, "yeah put a single mom [parents are divorced] and her child on the street cause off your fucking ticket? Fuck you! I’ll bust your head open!" My friend goes in to his house to get his mom. The cop knows her. He asks, "Can you take this boy home or ill take him to jail." Rather upset, I threaten, "You will have to shoot my ass before you get me in your car!", to which the cop replies, "I really don’t think you want that." "Try me asshole!", I exclaim.

The cop gives me a death stare, I laugh in his face. He then asked for my name, and upon giving it to him, he writes it down and says, "Hey, I know who you are." My dad use to be a cop, and apparently this cop knew my dad. The cop says, "You should know better. I'm surprised he didn’t whoop your ass for riding that moped around town." to which I reply, "My dad is a piece of shit who can't pay child support because he's a lazy piece of shit, and I fucking hate him!"

Seeming bewildered, the cop replies, "um hmmm, yeah I'm gonna just let you go this time; just don’t ever let it happen again." to which I reply, "Yeah whatever, asshole."

My friend and his mom were standing behind me this whole time. His mom said, "Damn, you were pissed!" I just laughed and said, "Yeah, I was a complete dick to him, and he still let me off."

Yeah, the bullshit is that I can't ride for two more months or I'll get arrested. Yes, I know I was a dick to the cop. I was just really pissed off that day.

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Good story mars, very well written.

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look, im only 14, and i am going to hoprefully follow my family legacy and be a cop. now, ive had my run ins with police. and everyone says there fucks and shit, no there not if you ever sit and talk with a group of them off duty you realize 90% percent of cops were arnery as shit when they were kids, a cop in my town got underages, and my dad was a hell raiser, and people dont think about that if your decent to the cops they will be decent right back, the most theve done to me is tell me to stop doing dumb stuff. and there is no way in hell you talked to him like that, if you had the balls to say that shit you would have had the balls to keep riding and not worry about him. however, if you really did say that, and act like that to him, see you on the next episode of locked up or dateline or cops. your a peice of shit son.

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