might I suggest less polite forebearance in the future?
The joke is sexist, racist, spelled incorrectly and NOT FUNNY.
Justin, I rescind any offer I ever made to help you find a moped. I hope you are the first ever moped fatality, should you prove marginally smart enough to find one in the first place. You will NEVER be in the Moped Army, even if you own a fleet of mopeds.