So this guy goes into a moped shop and says do you have "The lion the whitch and the wardrobe" . The shop owner says get out of here you idiot we only sell mopeds. The customer discouraged goes outside and gets on his moped and drives off. The next day another guy comes in and says "Do you got the lion the whitch and the wardrobe" .... The shop owner says "Get the hell outa hear we dont sell books". The next day comes by and someone comes in and says "Ive got 3000 dollars and am in need of a moped" So the shop owner says "GOD DAMMNIT WE DONT SELL MOPEDS"... The shopkeeper goes on for 4 weeks yelling he dont have mopeds untill finally the original man comes in and asks for "The lion the witch and the wardrobe". The shopkeeper says ...."Yeah those fucking japs always stealin my hoes" The guy says ..."What im lookin for a book". Then the owner says. "Mommy i broke my wookie!!!!" HAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAA.....i made that one up.
ps. need moped in milwaukee or chicage