FUNNY MOPED JOKE!!!!

So this guy goes into a moped shop and says do you have "The lion the whitch and the wardrobe" . The shop owner says get out of here you idiot we only sell mopeds. The customer discouraged goes outside and gets on his moped and drives off. The next day another guy comes in and says "Do you got the lion the whitch and the wardrobe" .... The shop owner says "Get the hell outa hear we dont sell books". The next day comes by and someone comes in and says "Ive got 3000 dollars and am in need of a moped" So the shop owner says "GOD DAMMNIT WE DONT SELL MOPEDS"... The shopkeeper goes on for 4 weeks yelling he dont have mopeds untill finally the original man comes in and asks for "The lion the witch and the wardrobe". The shopkeeper says ...."Yeah those fucking japs always stealin my hoes" The guy says ..."What im lookin for a book". Then the owner says. "Mommy i broke my wookie!!!!" HAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAA.....i made that one up.

ps. need moped in milwaukee or chicage

Do you know what the word Funny means?

The Moped Gawd /

And does your mommy know you are on the computer again?

Re: Do you know what the word Funny means?

No but your mom knows cause shes draggin her teeth on me right now....

Re: Do you know what the word Funny means?

Justin:

I hope you never own a moped. I really do.

Re: Do you know what the word Funny means?

This is exactly why everyone should wear a helmet when riding their moped. Can we say blunt trauma to the head?

--Nick

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Simon King /

this is exactly what this forum is for! awesome joke dude!

i have a better one though:

Q. Why didn't anyone help Justin find a moped?

A. Annoying posts.

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Reeperette /

Simon, if I really, really wanted to be evil - I would have helped him.

I'd have sold him that pair of Suzukis I got, and even delivered em personally.

:::grins nastily::::

So gimme credit for a lil polite forbearance here...hehehehe

-Ree

Re: Do you know what the word Funny means?

Josh Groves /

And does your mommy know you are on the computer looking at gay porn again?

Re: FUNNY MOPED JOKE!!!!

Ree -

might I suggest less polite forebearance in the future?

The joke is sexist, racist, spelled incorrectly and NOT FUNNY.

Justin, I rescind any offer I ever made to help you find a moped. I hope you are the first ever moped fatality, should you prove marginally smart enough to find one in the first place. You will NEVER be in the Moped Army, even if you own a fleet of mopeds.

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Your momma

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