Hey, I was sure Madison and Milwaukee were in Wisconsin. But the kid kept ranting about how things were sooooooooooo far away. So I thought maybe my mind was failing and I was mistaken. I do often confuse Wisconsin w/ Minnesota. Not sure why.
Anyhow ... it's not that far to get a moped. I just got back from an Army excursion that was several hundred miles (5 hrs both ways) bot buy nine mopeds we piled into the back of a pickup. They will run soon ... including my new powder blue 1980 Garelli Rally Sport.
So, if you want a moped ... you might have to put a bit of effort into it. If you're not willing to do that ... then SHUT THE FUCK UP!
No offense, I'm just tired from lack of sleep and hearing people bitch about how they can never find mopeds. When you look .... you find them all over the place.