OT: does size really matter

I have a good size penis and my girl(Kapril on the forum) says its almost too big cause she is in pain after we have sex.

so my question is does size really matter?

So I dont get yelled at for posting something non-moped related- I will say I like long seats on mopeds because there is enough room for my peinis to sit down too.(one person seats suck cause that shit just hangs and dangles.

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Dude, you're opening a big can of penis worms on this topic...

But anywho...size only matters to girls that have pornstar like beef curtains and a cervix that's so recessed from having penis pumped Mandingo ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ManDingo_(porn_star) ) jammed into their babymakers.

Yeah, if you have a 2.5" penis, you're probably going to want to know how to make up for the lack of penetration - but having a 12" dick isn't going to get you in all the ladies pants...medically speaking, the cervix is on average 5.5-6" from the opening to the vagina. I'm not going to say 'don't ask how I know this', because my mother is a nurse...

Which is also probably why I'm answering your awesome sarcastic post seriously.

If you're serious about this, you'll probably want to invest in some good pornographic study of how to pleasure women by other means if she's really feeling bad about the size of your sledgehammer.

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Edward Richardson /

Prepare for a different relationship, or you can compound it and marry her and kiss half your stuff good bye, maybe even pay some child support for 18 years. Save some time, grief, and money, make her a nice friend.

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WHAT THE FUCK AUSTIN.

DICKHOLE.

first you have to brag our sex life to my mom and now the whole fucking moped army? nice.

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stacy- im serouis and I know how to use my tongue and fingers but I love your response

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is this a fucking joke?

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Edward Richardson /

or not :o

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oh you do?

jk?

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excuse me?

that's fucked.

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god damn it. there is off topic and then there is completely fucking stupid and ridiculous.

stop it.

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Davey- dont be mad cause you can ride single person seat and have nothing dangle

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Hahahahaha.....Fail on so many levels.

BTW: no matter the size of anyone's cock, mine is ALWAYS 1.5" longer. Back on topic...DOuble seats own anyway....singles make you ride alone.

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sometimes i hate the gen forum.

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ᴛᴇʀʀʏ ᴅᴇᴀɴ /

burn?

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Jesus just when i get done saying idiot will tire of posting shit you post this?

Not funny , not amusing, not entertaining

what are you 12?

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Actually, I find this incredibly entertaining.

I'm a bit of a self proclaimed (okay maybe other people have said it too) sick fuck though.

Whether this is actually serious or not, I don't know...but I'm going to pretend it is so I can laugh my ass off at how silly you were to post info about you and your g/f's sex life on MA.

I made the mistake of doing that once...thankfully my girlfriend is far from normal, and found it funny. Most women however, would usually take offense to that kind of thing.

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ᴛᴇʀʀʏ ᴅᴇᴀɴ /

see, thing about threads like this is that half of you think they are funny, half of you do not, and you all think you're right.

if i had my way, from now on rather than WHINING about a thread you don't like, you would go start a new thread you DO like. that way, for every not funny, not amusing not entertaining thread on here, there's a thread that is actually all of those things.. to you.

it's just as easy as bumping a thread you hate with a bunch of whining, isn't it?

don't mind me, i'm drunk surfing the genfor again! waaahooo!

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andrewhed-look im totally serouis about this post but if you have a stick so far up your arse pull it out cause life is too short to not laugh

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ᴛᴇʀʀʏ ᴅᴇᴀɴ /

WELCOME TO TWO THOUSAND AND WHIIIIIINE!

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damn dude. lighten up.

oh and btw, we're both 21.

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There are no words strong enough to describe your stupidity Austin. I would like to see posters like him blocked forever. Don't breed.

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motorbikenut- Im seeing a pattern that after you turn forty the stick is soo far up your ass your paralazied therefor you are unable to laugh

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Cosmo nPuch Stillstolen /

According to recent medical research: The average penis is 5.5 inches long and the average vagina is 8.5 inches deep.

That means in New York City alone, there is over 5 miles of virgin territory.

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Well this post doesn't bother me, but it does sorta seem ridiculous to have a pissing contest with nothing but words.

Maybe you should mount a mirror in front of you at all times so you can get enough of yourself, austin.

So what if ya got more than 2 and a half inches.

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hahaha!

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I second Dean's notion. If you don't think it's funny, don't shit on other peoples parades man. I'm not gonna go around thread shitting other people that make a thread about some LOLcats or something like that (something I very rarely find funny - just as an example) that they think is funny. Instead, I would probably ignore it, or take the high road and create a new thread that probably contained subject matter that I found to be quite humourous.

I was all chuckles and having a great time in the recent thread about the guy shoving stuff up his g/f's pooper until I got to the posts where people were threadshitting him for it. Then I got upset like I usually do when people lack a sense of humour. What a dull, colourless life many must lead to not be able to poke fun at the 'normality' and censorship that our modern society expects us animals to adhere to.

I think I just had an acid flashback...that was way deeper than this thread was supposed to be.

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hah actually we have one whole wall covered by a mirror. and another large one over the fireplace. he's got it covered :)

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alright young and OLD have a good one im going to go watch my movie

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and you even make sense when you are drunk.

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hahaaa, you two!

I have a very good sex life myself, but I don't have to post it to know it.

I'm glad you two can both enjoy it. Still sorta odd bragging about being so big, but oh well. I like to make a girl yelp too.

Oh, and if she's sore, maybe you should do some more foreplay.

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