5.i'm a good puch in the sachs?
1. because having a tsm sounds like an std?
2. it's never good to hear "aw crap my magnum broke."
3. it's never a turn on to have reserve gas.
4. not having spark can kill a relationship
5. when you say the word cafe she always thinks your going to ask her out and get coffee when you are only talking about your handle bars or seat.
6. she's not impressed that you constantly walk your moped home.