Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

because we can get high off of our own smell

because we know how to enjoy the view

because our vehicles are "cute"

because they r cheap, just don't ask us how much we spend

because we can fix things, or just part them out if that doesn't work

because we rock

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

now for harold to come in and wikify the list

:)

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

Or maybe a wiki page for quick reference.

My premix brings all the boys to the yard.

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and they're like do you wanna trade parts

damn right i wanna trade parts

i could give you a kit, but i;d have to charge!

OH!

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Hahaha yessss.

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

I'll wikify it if you guys really want. Do you really want it called "10 Reasons Why to Date a Moped Nerd"?

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i dont care

it was just a gay winter idea that grew on me lol

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

#1 reason to date a moped nerd... because they will port your cylinder. and your exhaust too, if you're into that kinda thing...

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

"my premix brings all the boys to the yard"

i loled at that.

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

Alright, have fun.

http://www.mopedarmy.com/wiki/10_reasons_to_date_a_moped_nerd

I didn't include some of the more personal-ish or inappropriate-ish ones (haha... I guess they're all kind of inappropriate), but if you want 'em up there, go ahead and add them.

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

If you need a piston stop we can show you the rope trick;P

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

something about proper lubrication and always blowing taillights

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

i was thinking about something with warping your cylinder

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

Hahaha someone just told me about the rope trick for a piston stop not five minutes ago.

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

Sometimes I use a strap wrench and a ratchet. Seems to work pretty well. Plus, I don't like having things put in my 'cylinder'.

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haha sweet

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

***Vanilla Thunder*** /

mopeders will find a way to take you on a passing grade date with pocket change.

mopeders know that size doesnt matter

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

pshhh. who wants boring, mechanical sex?

durr....that's why mopeders mix it up!

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

1.because i never soft seize.

2. i always use piston rings?

3. because my size went up from a 12mm bing to a 21mm dellorto.

4. i make stupid jokes.

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5.i'm a good puch in the sachs?

bad reasons:

1. because having a tsm sounds like an std?

2. it's never good to hear "aw crap my magnum broke."

3. it's never a turn on to have reserve gas.

4. not having spark can kill a relationship

5. when you say the word cafe she always thinks your going to ask her out and get coffee when you are only talking about your handle bars or seat.

6. she's not impressed that you constantly walk your moped home.

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

because girls are impressed when you tell them you're in a rap video. just show them the "throw a kit" video and just say you are one of the guys on a moped. she will believe you because seriously, who the hell rides a moped?

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

girls dig guys who are in "the army." right?

I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

because we can drill and tap your stripped hole and make it good as new

because you'll never see a mopeder with a speedo

because we always wear protection while riding

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

well here you guys go, try em out:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/bar/978389923.html

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

well, one reson not to would be that both our gas and dates are 50:1.

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

nice one kate

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

Cosmo nPuch Stillstolen /

Mopedders do it slower and louder.

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

this thread is great!

i dont have a super witty pick up line but this is what i got from my personal experience from dateing a moped guy

Mopeds are like the other woman in a relationship. You can do one of two things - ignore her or you can jump on and ride her and be part of the fun....

lets just say i jumped on and rode her lol

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

gay emo pants.

Re: 10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

well, a good reason not to is because..

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