10 reasons why to date a moped nerd

ive seen these for other things, like volleyball players and swimmer...

its time a list is compiled and wikified!

1. we can do anything with a 10mm tool :P

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2. we like to mix things up

3. obviously not "compensating" with our rides

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4. We're probably good looking... well in my case anyway

5. We wont roofie you... but i just speak for myself

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6. We always have sparks

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6. we dont mind if youre loud, we cant hear you anyway

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10. Because mopedder's know how to keep a clean exhaust.

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damn you 4x4! lol

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7. Oil keeps my hands smooth

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8. We know how to take it slow

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8. our lack of showering as much is masked by gas and 2 stroke

atleast for me

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9. We're mechanical

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deezy, you always seem to amaze me hahaha

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11. We need a social life (at least I do).

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number 3 was awsome!!!!!!! i love it....

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we're too timid to date-rape you

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Reasons why not to would be a better list.

Could include never having money, cause of parts, being unreliable due to mopeds, being dirty constantly durring rally season. Hahahaha.

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Who doesn't love a two-stroker?

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The only 10 mm tool you have is in your pants.hahahahahahahahahaha :)

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pity.

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11. kinda hard to kidnap fat chicks on a moped...or any chick for that matter.

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12. because if your four-strokein' youre trying too hard.

13.because you always know when were coming well in advance. (think)

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girls think i'm cute and sensitive with it... or a complete homo

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Because we're modern day McGuivers. We're good with our hands... ;)

Because battle scars are sexy as fuuhhh, and we've got plenty.

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If you have a top tank you don't have to get a room if you want to fuck. Just lay her down over the tank and you get on the seat. Sorry I thought some one would have all ready said that.

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- because our asses vibrate constantly

- because we're not scooter nerds

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Many mopedders have nice racks.

I think there should be a lame thread on moped "pick-up" lines.

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grrlz love it when i give them a thigh-wrister.

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Great thread sam...Because you decorate the apartment with the best crome pieces and colorful side panels...love you casher

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Because we obviously can't count. That's why everyone stopped putting numbers next to things in this thread.

Oh wait, I think I did it wrong.

Lemme try again.

Because... we have a sense of humor. Otherwise, we would be riding crotch rockets?

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croch rockets are for nerds mopeds are for men

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