Right after you buy $700 worth of performance parts. A combination of "did I buy the right shit?" and "do I really have $700 to spend on this??"
Right after you buy $700 worth of performance parts. A combination of "did I buy the right shit?" and "do I really have $700 to spend on this??"
Title should say "moments" not mom...lol
I thought this was about MILF's ... LOL ...
me too, I am severely disappointed.
like when your mo walks in you masturbating...
"oh fuck! mom!"
"mom says we shouldn't put rocks on the railroad tracks..."
"oh fuck mom. If you're so scared go home and tell on me."
fuck moms.
often
isnt that the idea..thats how women become moms
thought this thread was gonna be about your mom walking in on you while you're jerking
oops shoulda read the thread before posting, my bad
is that where you wanna be when jesus comes???? thats what my mom used to say to me when she would walk in on me jerkin muh gerkin
Man this thread didn't go the way I meant at all.
Definately thought this was one of those mom caught me spanking the haddock threads...
ok noah just to humour you everytime i buy i moped part i go OH FUCK!!!! JEN!!!!! I DON"T HAVE THE MONEY WHAT DID I DO!!!!!! its never 700 bucks worth, its usualy around 100 bucks. being in school sucks balls!!!
gahahaha
I nominate to flag for Best Of MA.com , after I seize the shaft
zeo's Mom saying "is that where you wanna be when jesus comes????" while you are spankin it ... man, that is seriously funny. you should've just told her that, yes, you wanted to cum when jesus came... fuckin' awesome!
to get back on topic, I know what you mean. Sucks even worse is when youve been working overtime and saving up cash to get something. Then you get it and its not even that great. Like wow what a waaste of my time. lol. Ive bought and sold project cars and now that I look back to my hs days I probly wasted 3k easy.
Wonderful.
masturbate.
lol
LOL Brokane!!
My mom usually knew to let me "finish" and she would always walk in when I was cleaning up the carnage.
..and for the record my cock does owe me money. You have no clue how much finacial distress that jerk has cost me in my life time.
i always know what i order will work before i do it..
and chances are 100's of people before me have done some variation of the same shit so its easy.
huh?
So, where's the picture of ur mom?
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