MOPED ARMY

hello, i cannot speak english.

please call my cellphone in germany (Phone number)

thanks, mfg.

darn, i wanted that engine :(

youd be surprised.

alot of people in germany speak better english than they can write.

i spent a month there as an exchange student, and it was alot easier to talk to people than i expected.

OOh.

i thought this was just like some random email from a seller.

umm.

yeah it could be legit.. but it's the internet.

beware.

your mom might be mad if you make charges to germany from her phone too...

"hello, I cannot announce English please under handy number Germany, then to 01734140227. thank you. MFG"

no idea wtf he's trying to say with "please under handy number" but ok!!!

People use the term "Handy" in German like we'd say Cell Phone here.

011-49-734140227.

This is what you'll have to call from the US though for info.

if you plug it into a translator it gets all wonky, kelly.

Dialect, and slang are never in those crappers.

handy= cell phone

If you need some language help I may be able to assist. I'm very rusty though. I lived there for a while... Not on a Base.

SHUTTYYYYYY!!!!!

i'll be taking the credit for this.

you're welcome :)

JKJKJKJKJKKKKKKZZZZ.

no but fer srsly i halped.

It might be because English phonics are F'ed up. I mean, come on! "Though", "Laugh", WTF?

garsh. even the word "phonics". sheeeeeeeit.

and this please

"hello, we send away also to the USA. please at preselection Germany turns you then 01734140227. thanks"

whatever the eff that means.

Looks like-

We send also to the USA.

When it needs to go out of Germany then Phone#.

Thanks