Of course it might help the plan along if the ladies of PETA would agree to take the place of the bovines in question rather than leave it to the machinations of capitalism to recruit and employ the new "cows" which would undoubtedly fall hardest upon the lower classes. Just one step closer to Swift's "Modest Proposal". The sheer quantity of raw material required to run even a small ice cream factory, udders the mind. Though I would suggest that a choice be given betweem mechanical milking and the more traditional hand technique. Long lines at the employment office that day, two abreast no doubt. Yet for a compassionate group that has given so much to the popular culture from spraying blood on socialites to capering about in the buff, to turn its sights on the company that gives us "Cherry Garcia" made from the milk from small Vermont family farms in recycled paper containers, is like watching your crazy vegan cousin slap your mom. "Its on Bitch! an I'm clubbin a baby seal for dessert!"