MOPED ARMY

lol let me help you there:

http://www.wgal.com/foodnews/17539627/detail.html

http://www.wgal.com/foodnews/17539627/detail.html

good god

Dude even these little girls love that shit. They said something like its better than a million mellons!!

This in now way means you guys should hit on prego bitches.

and why shouldnt we hit on preggo bitches?...they did it once...they'll probably do it again...right?

and why bother with covering your shit up yo?...whats gonna happen..they'll get pregnant?!

i think i would be a little confused if i was that young and someone other than my dad was rollin' up on them titties...and probably be a little pissed...yes....i see your point.

Of course it might help the plan along if the ladies of PETA would agree to take the place of the bovines in question rather than leave it to the machinations of capitalism to recruit and employ the new "cows" which would undoubtedly fall hardest upon the lower classes. Just one step closer to Swift's "Modest Proposal". The sheer quantity of raw material required to run even a small ice cream factory, udders the mind. Though I would suggest that a choice be given betweem mechanical milking and the more traditional hand technique. Long lines at the employment office that day, two abreast no doubt. Yet for a compassionate group that has given so much to the popular culture from spraying blood on socialites to capering about in the buff, to turn its sights on the company that gives us "Cherry Garcia" made from the milk from small Vermont family farms in recycled paper containers, is like watching your crazy vegan cousin slap your mom. "Its on Bitch! an I'm clubbin a baby seal for dessert!"

I worked on Ben and Jerry's three wheel ice cream moped.

Skipjaz

agreed that this is an unrealistic request, but what a hypocritical response "...we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child."

when peta's argument was "...dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow..."

soy should definitely be substituted

PETA are a bunch of no brained idiots, they want us to be nice to animals, but fuck people? I dont understand how these people are not thrown into mental istitutions.

read "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift and you'll get it. Clever approach by PETA, but its been done.

...better that than to fuck animals and be nice to people...

I heard about this at work the other day (I work at ben & jerrys) our manager told us not to metion it to anyone. Different way to do things but it still tastes like ice cream to me.

I was going to mention "A Modest Proposal" as well, but it looks like I got beat to it. I loved reading that. The world's first dead baby joke.

Personally, I think this campaign was terrible. Just about everyone has misinterpreted their point. It would be nice if they could get a marketing person that didn't fuck their image up more (if that's even possible at this point) every time they throw money on advertisements.