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no groms no blasters /

you're stupid. john mccain is old. french mopeds are dumb. nachos are better than burritos. basketball sucks. terry dean is not good-looking. the only people who get mad at tight pants are fatties. etc.

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Andrew Squiggman /

you fuckin forgot O.T.!

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Normal people can build sick shit too

Gen forum is full of idiots, myself included.

buy sell = bull shit forum

branch status =/= anything special

yay mopeds!

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fuck girl jeans

also fuck wizard jeans.

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Harold needs his eybrows waxed.lol

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Andrew Squiggman /

Etymology

Due to the nature of feces, several synonyms have developed. Of these, some are generally used as profanity (such as shit and crap) while others have been deemed inoffensive (such as poo, poop, dookie, doody, and turds). Other terms (such as dung and droppings) are normally used for animal feces rather than human feces.

Ecology

Cassowaries disperse seeds via their feces.

Earthworm feces aid in provision of minerals and plant nutrients in an accessible formAfter an animal has digested eaten material, the remains of it is excreted from its body as waste. Though it is lower in energy than the food it came from, feces may still contain a large amount of energy, often 50% of that of the original food.[2] This means that of all food eaten, a significant amount of energy remains for the decomposers of ecosystems. Many organisms feed on feces, from bacteria to fungi to insects such as dung beetles, which can sense odors from long distances.[3] Some may specialize in feces, while others may eat other foods as well. Feces serve not only as a basic food, but also a supplement to the usual diet of some animals. This is known as coprophagia, and occurs in various animal species such as young elephants eating their mother's feces to gain essential gut flora, or by other animals such as monkeys.

Feces are also important as a signal. Kestrels, for instance, are able to detect the feces of their prey (which reflect ultraviolet), allowing them to identify areas where there are large numbers of voles.

Seeds may also be found in feces. Animals which eat fruit are known as frugivores. The advantage in having fruit for a plant is that animals will eat the fruit and unknowingly disperse the seed in doing so. This mode of seed dispersal is highly successful, as seeds dispersed around the base of a plant are unlikely to succeed and are often subject to heavy predation. Provided the seed can withstand the pathway through the digestive system, it is not only likely to be far away from the parent plant, but is even provided with its own fertilizer.

Organisms which subsist on dead organic matter or detritus are known as detritivores, and play an important role in ecosystems by recycling organic matter back into a simpler form which plants and other autotrophs may once again absorb. This cycling of matter is known as the biogeochemical cycle. To maintain nutrients in soil it is therefore important that feces return to the area from which they came, which is not always the case in human society where food may be transported from rural areas to urban populations and then feces disposed of into a river or sea.

Just Talkin' Shit Here

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Andrew Squiggman /

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Andrew Squiggman /

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awsome, love it when someone takes the time for a nice long sarcastic post by doing somehomework...

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Hey, I still have your mom's anal beads.

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did you at least clean them with mild antibacterial soap before you used them on yourself?

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LOL@anal beads

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those are nothing to laugh about.

i hear you clench up when you laugh. that may equal pain.

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silverside61 PHD

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This thread can eat my balls and kiss my entire ass. I'd rather let a Tenderloin junky take a liquid shit in my mouth than read this horse load of fuck. In fact I'm gonna print this fucker out just so I can wipe my ass with this thread. Sacramento is a piece of shit perched on festering boil. I'd rather stick AIDS infected needles in my eye then live in that god forsaken, dried up vagina of a town.

thanks I feel better now.

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colombias suck. youre ugly. silverside is a fucking homo with no friends. your beard sucks. my bike is faster than most of you clowns. the mra is fucking lame. the general forum is lame. i love the general forum.

i have a big juicy ass and glasses, and the ladies love it.

/shit

also, cocks.

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pedals are for bicycles. targaped can teach you a lot. sarah palin is the smartest woman on earth. my laptop makes better music than your laptop. the world would be a better place if everyone was a hipster.

Jack Shit

Tri-ped Dave O.D.B. /

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.

However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

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Andrew Squiggman /

now that is talkin some shit! lol

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switzerland...

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I would also like to add my shit recipe! eat a can of corn and drink a 2 liter faygo red pop: The result? Easter-egg turds! Fool your neighbors! Impress your friends!

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switzerland, HA

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Your this gay

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WOW that is the gayest thing I have ever seen! and I live in San Francisco. Nothing wrong with it, but that is GAY. No on 8

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mopeds suck, bikes suck, indie kids sucks, girl pants suck, coffee shops suck

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why is it that every time a place has an unusually cold day the news immediately says... "see, global warming is a debunked theory"? fuck that shit.

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i nearly shit myself laughing at this, thanx i needed that today.

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King Drunky JCams /

I just pooped a little. Tomos is cool no matter what you say. McCain IS old. My hobbit makes me giggle. Work sucks.

I feel better.

J

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im sick and fucking tired of posting questions and nobody fucking responding and then everybody responding to stupid bullshit open threads. fuck that shit!!!!!!!!!!

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Tri-ped Dave O.D.B. /

fuck that shit?? nasty

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