Re: i just got a tip that my ped has been targeted

faust /
This single post is part of a larger thread. Start from the top or view this post in context.

a blow dart (cheaper and easier to aim than arrows or guns) with 'break-off' tips would be my choice. make a slurry of feces and water, and dip the tips in it. Wait for the perp, aim and shoot 'em in the ass cheek. when they run away and try to pull out the dart the tip will stay in, having to be cut out. the feces on the tip will help gange green set up inside the wound, potentially causing a large amount of tissue to have to be removed.

So when his buddies see him limping around with one of his ass-cheeks missing and ask him,"What happened dude?" He'll just say,"man don't mess with that dude's moped, he's fuckin' crazy..."

This single post is part of a larger thread. Start from the top or view this post in context.

Want to post in this forum? We'd love to have you join the discussion, but first:

Login or Create Account