i just got a tip that my ped has been targeted

My nextdoor neighbor just told me that a kid said that my ped is gonna get ripped off tonight. Right from my own back yard. We'll see what happens - needless to say i've locked it up and am planning a watch for the evening. Somebodys gonna get their ass kicked.

Re: i just got a tip that my ped has been targeted

what kind of ped do you have

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ass kicked.. why not just pop a cap in um...

i'd say to aviod jail... getting a air rifle or paint ball gun.. hehe

ouch.. paint the bitch pruple then call the cops.. im sure they could find a pruple painted punk.

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do a stake out, then call 911 just as you head out the door. if you have a cell phone, you can try to corner the kid and have the cops w/ you asap. that's what we do in kzoo. our cops show up w/in 2-5 minutes.

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>>i'd say to aviod jail... getting a air rifle or paint ball gun.. hehe<<

Actually, it's rather too bad they do not make paintballs using that hard to remove UV dye that certain anti theft devices use.

One good splat with that, and they're easy to find since the dye will flouresce under UV light, and it's hard evidence to prove beyond doubt that they are your perp.

The problem with involving the cops in most towns, is that they will generally let the kid off with probation, IF they even bother with that, and they'll come back pissed and retaliate.

It's your call, of course, but my method of preference is a beatdown so brutal it will require an ER visit, because if they are in mortal fear of even going NEAR your moped, not only will you have to worry less about that specific punk, his friends will often hesitate to approach it as well.

As a lesson, a little spilled blood goes a long, long way.

Unfortunately, our society has made defending your person or property all but illegal, so if you choose that path, be fully aware of it's potential consequences, long and short term.

Work within Society.

Perp gets maybe probation/community service.

Very good chance they'll seek revenge.

No chance of you facing charges or scorn of others.

Work outside of Society.

Perp gets what they deserve.

Little chance they'll seek revenge.

Significant chance of facing charges yourself, and being considered by society as worse than the perp for the rest of your life.

In the end, it's your decision, however.

-T

How did it turn out?

Matt Lorence /

Did they come? Did you beat their asses with a splintered broomstick?

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You know, a 12 ga.shotgun shell that has been loaded with rock salt instead of the regular shot is a STRONG deterrent to young moped thieves! Make sure to use it at exactly 30 ft. or a little farther(no closer!).That way the wad won't break their skin,but the rock salt will. Have been there...........done that! Also make sure you clean and coat the barrel after running the `no-goods' off.That salt will cause barrel corrosion for sure! Now if you live in a `mamby-pamby' wishy-washy `treat the criminals with respect' State like California or NY or NJ,MN,etc., DISREGARD this advice as they'll put you in jail and give the criminals visitation rights.Ha! Hope they catch the worthless bums! don-ohio (:^)

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Doc Holliday /

You forgot to include the People's Republic of Massachusetts, Don. Possibly the most left-wing bleeding heart state of the entire union. Well CA my take that cake, but MA is right up there. In the immortal words of Eric Burton "We gotta get out of this place, If its the last thing we ever do . . . "

Doc

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Brendan Chenelle /

wow that's a funny pictur, but strangely disturbing.

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you should hide in a tree with a spear...like rambo in first blood...and when the perp tries to take it, jump on him and drive the spear into his head.....and then, cook and eat the body so there's no evidence....that's what I did when my neighbor tried to "borrow" my lawnmower

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Nobody showed up..... I'm actualy disapointed, had my sword and hunting knife sharpned and ready to go. It would have been beautiful. I wait inside the sliding glass door, the punk shows up, i hit the flood lights jump out the door screaming and waveing the sword around.... i think i'll set up a video camera out side, ready to go. They may still show up, we shall see

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Send the video into AFV - you might win some cash.

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a blow dart (cheaper and easier to aim than arrows or guns) with 'break-off' tips would be my choice. make a slurry of feces and water, and dip the tips in it. Wait for the perp, aim and shoot 'em in the ass cheek. when they run away and try to pull out the dart the tip will stay in, having to be cut out. the feces on the tip will help gange green set up inside the wound, potentially causing a large amount of tissue to have to be removed.

So when his buddies see him limping around with one of his ass-cheeks missing and ask him,"What happened dude?" He'll just say,"man don't mess with that dude's moped, he's fuckin' crazy..."

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Brendan Chenelle /

hell yeah. I go to new hampshire to do all the illigal stuff. Massachusetts makes everything illegal.

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