One word David F: .... AWESOME!
I still don't understand how jewelry makes your moped look tough, but I'll take your word for it. But, man, you are one prepared mopedian. That's for sure. That is just an awesome tale. Kudos! Most of the time when I have a moped problem, I have to walk all the way home from where I can leave it and then walk back w/ the appropriate tools/parts.