NO MORE POLITICS YOU FUCKS!

theres SOOOOOOO many other forums for that with much smarter people to bitch with.

can we please get back to mopeds and farts now?

THE USA IS A FARCE! STFU!

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ROSS PEROT 08!

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damn right! no more politics!!! stay on topic people!!!

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_theres SOOOOOOO many other forums for that with much smarter people to bitch with._

Spoken like a true republican.

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i second this motion.

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Actually, I like the farts idea.

I shat myself twice (not at the same time) lighting them on fire before. Anyone else had this problem?

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noahtodras /

pics?

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LEGALIZE IT!

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oh man, i ate a bunch of cheese on sunday and shat these wierd looking little short fat poops today. they looked like those little gremlin things from ernest scared stupid. my girlfriend wouldn't let me use her camera to take pictures, but i cant believe such hard, fat, little nuggets could get through my tight virgin butthole.

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So what you are telling me is that people cant start threads about politics, but you can start one about the politics of MA? Doesnt seem fair for you to start a worthless thread and say that other people cant do the same thing.

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actually, I'd have to track down some oooooooooold friends to get those pics lol

They do exist, tho...I'm wearing a pasty on my forehead and those rubber band moon boot things! lol, HS wasn't so bad in retrospect...

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milwaukeedave /

has anyone ever shat the coveted poo island? you know, when you shit so much it comes up out of the water of the toilet bowl, thus forming poo island

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this is totally a better thread than politics I mean keep the status quo...

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That sounds impressive!

The hardest thing I know of (regarding poop tricks lol), is a shit and a wank.

You have to ejaculate at the same time you let loose of the back end.

My friend Steve claims to have done it twice, but there were no witnesses. Totally true story, he swears on his grand mum's grave it happened.

Twice.

Come to think of it, I've been wanting to move to another city...I should move to poo island!

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And I thought the Fuk-A-Guy post about Canadian's was lame...

New winner here.

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I think Family Guy is a hoot

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I hope I won something good...NO MORE HERO BISCUITS!

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If you prefer to be unaware as to what is going on in this country, don't read the posts with politics involved.

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word hyphy

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Pablo Puchasso /

keep it off the gen. forum I say. separation of ped and state plz.

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^lol^

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let me address a few things here...

#1. a politics of MA thread is in fact, moped related, and "politics" is used loosely

#2 i have had shits as big as my forearm, and once had to chop one in half with a hanger to get it to flush

#3. i woke up this morning to two bitches outside my apartment SCREAMING at each other IN THIER CARS about obama vs mccain. then i went to 7-11 for a slurpee. my only choices in cups were obama blue and mccain red, so i decided on water instead. at the counter there was election knick knacks all over the counter assaulting my eyes. then i went about the day doing my moped rescue stuff and on market street got verbally assaulted by several differant political spokesmen. one guy told me if i didnt vote on prop 8 i was a biggot. so i walked up, got in his face and just screamed AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH and said "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" i swear to god i am sick and tired of people telling me i am responsible for thier lives.

so after a day of political assault i decided to relax and get on MA.com. OH FUCK NO! its half political threads. so curiosity gets the better of me and i read them. big mistake. now i WILL say, a few of you had some really good and insightful things to say. and by a few i mean 4-5? the rest of it was the most idiotic garbage ive ever heard. nothing but a bunch of recycled pablem spewed from the talking heads on the t.v.. for the most part reading your thoughts on politics made me ill, with such flipant uses of words like communism, socialist, and change.

do you realize that in todays world of fast internet, cell phones, tv and radio that there is NO NEED for a house of representitives? this true blue democracy could be voting from home everyday. why not? because if we did the corporations that REALLY run this country couldnt write enough checks fast enough to sway your vote like they do in washington.

you can keep living a lie if you really think your vote makes a fucking bit of differance. the only thing you are deciding on are which corporations agendas do you support. the puppet on the left or the puppet on the right.

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"Spoken like a true republican."

lol @ motobrokane being called a republican

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i know right? ive lived off the grid my entire adult life. i havent had to do taxes since i flipped burgers in high school. i dont support the government so i dont pay into it. instead i get to do whatever i want with my day doing the things I want to do and STILL make a comfortable living. all without one red cent given to facist america:

that is until one of the tools you vote for approves state issued biometric id chips. its coming, and some people already have them.

can you say mark of the beast?

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kim jensen /

Politics and poop, now there's a good mix!

Bio chips - scary

Corporate facism - agreed

The tax man on your ass - also scary!

We are however Motobrokane, all in this together!

kbj

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no way, i will be the first dude to volunteer to get a computer chip put in my eye. i cant wait to check mopedarmy.com while pretending to listen about my girlfriends day!!!!!!

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) Cupermcnewbster ( /

josh you are really funny.

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^^^^^^^^^

Top that! Balls in your court suckas!

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