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So many people pretend that they don't think farting is funny. Here is a fact: Farts are so funny. So is poopy. Thats two facts if yer countin!

JC

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Yeah, farts are the shit man!

I now present to you:

CAKEFARTS! (Not work safe)

http://www.cakefarts.com

Be sure to check out pudding farts...and meatloaf farts!

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Perfekt Timing Angel /

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/756/

Don't know how to embed flash.

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LOL farting contest

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I don't know, I'd have to say boogers are the funniest.

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***Kim Jong illest*** /

my gf swears she never farts. what she doesnt know is she does it in her sleep. i dont have the heart to tell her.

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WOW

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Lol yeah...my girlfriend farts on me in her sleep all the time...

I DO tell her though! It's funny 'cause she'll never believe it! :O

lol...girls are funny

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tell your gf if she doesn't fart, then she's not human.. EVERYBODY farts.

It's better to burp and taste it than fart and wasted it. :)

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argh

It&#8217;s better to burp and taste it than fart and

waste it... That's better.

(it's too early )

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***Kim Jong illest*** /

have you ever had one of those violent farts thats SO BIG that you cant understand how that much air was in you?

they dont even sound like farts. more like someone jumped on an air matress and sprung a leak, the laid there as it deflated. FFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH. you can feel yourself shrink as its coming out. those are my favorite.

speaking of big farts, try my "tuna noodle casserole"

1 large bag of rottele noodles

4 cans tuna

1 velveeta cheese loaf

1 1/2 cups miracle whip

2 cans sweet peas

feeds a family, kills the dog

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Lol, sounds awesome...I'll have to try it.

And yeah, I know what you're talking about!

Those big fuckin nasty whooshes of air...and it actually feels like you're deflating.

lol, farts are awesome

Did anyone actually WATCH cakefarts!?!?!?

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I like the way the girl adds her own raisen to the pudding

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DOES NOT WANT

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LOL awesome picture

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Andrew Squiggman /

yeah but cool people PHART!

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girlfriend trouble? you gotta break them in early. Don't hold your farts around your new girlfriends. let em know up front that you are fart nasty the clown.

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Cosmo nPuch Stillstolen /

I like leaving them in elevators, right after I reach up and unplug the exhaust fan.

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apparently i fart in my sleep and wake up my girlfriend. quite often in fact. now thats funny.

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Andrew Squiggman /

I did not see it, but guys at work were talking about it. on Manswers, on spike, they said you can fart in a jar and freeze it for future use.

anyone see this? do i have that right?

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My favorite fart is the one when your girlfriend is half asleep and she responds to your fart because she thinks you said something. I always wish I had more in me so I could continue the conversation and see where it goes.

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Andrew Squiggman /

I just noticed the guy behind the dominos pizza delivery guy! how did i not see him before. creepy!

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holy shit I JUST NOTICED THE CREEPY GUY too!

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Squeeze the all the air out of someones pillow then as you fart into it you can slowly release the pillow so it sucks in the fart. Next your carefully place the pillow back onto the bed. When they decide to hit the hey they will get a nice fresh gust that you can actually taste. They will love you forever.

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