- actually

The Moped Gawd /
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kyle wrote:

> Today I was riding my Motobecane down a busy road when i made

> a quick turn and BAM! My back tire blew up! Since I read the

> Moped Survival Guide Urban Two-Wheeled Warfare, I knew

> how to pull out of it. If it wasnt for you guys, I'd probobly

> be being picked up with a spatula right now.

You are dreaming my son.

What actually happened was you crashed badly and were run over by a Mack Truck , dieing a horrific squashy splooshy death,

- but it was quick.

You will soon awaken in heaven with me, and the 70 female virgins awaiting your every command.

Along with that , you will have a turbocharged intercooled NOS equipped Tomos Revival with 23.4HP , able to lay waste to 5.0 Mustangs with a single twitch of the throttle.

- and a Taco Bell Grande

- to go.

anything else ?

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  Moped Army Saved My life!Topic by: kyle kyle 09/22/02 10:48PM
  - actuallyRe: The Moped Gawd The Moped Gawd 09/23/02 12:09AM
  Re: - actuallyRe: kyle kyle 09/23/02 08:42AM
  Re: - actuallyRe: Matt Lorence Matt Lorence 09/23/02 05:34PM
  Re: - actuallyRe: justin carter wilmore justin carter wilmore 09/23/02 09:42PM
  Re: - actuallyRe: Moped Bandito Moped Bandito 09/23/02 09:52PM
  Re: - actuallyRe: kyle kyle 09/23/02 10:43PM
  Re: - actuallyRe: Matt Lorence Matt Lorence 09/24/02 12:30AM
  Re: - actuallyRe: chuck chuck 09/24/02 04:29PM
  Re: and dont forgetRe: Jim C. Jim C. 09/24/02 02:33AM
  Re: and dont forgetRe: Dan Webber Kastner Dan Webber Kastner 09/24/02 07:26AM
  Re: and dont forgetRe: Matt Lorence Matt Lorence 09/24/02 11:29AM
  Re: and dont forgetRe: Chris Rice Chris Rice 09/24/02 04:54PM
  Re: and dont forgetRe: jfm54c jfm54c 09/24/02 07:15PM
  Re: and dont forgetRe: Matt Lorence Matt Lorence 09/24/02 09:03PM
  Afterlife ?Re: Trike Trike 09/25/02 09:49AM
  Re: Afterlife ?Re: david f martin david f martin 09/25/02 09:27PM

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