Moped Army Saved My life!

Today I was riding my Motobecane down a busy road when i made a quick turn and BAM! My back tire blew up! Since I read the Moped Survival Guide—Urban Two-Wheeled Warfare, I knew how to pull out of it. If it wasnt for you guys, I'd probobly be being picked up with a spatula right now.

- actually

The Moped Gawd /

kyle wrote:

> Today I was riding my Motobecane down a busy road when i made

> a quick turn and BAM! My back tire blew up! Since I read the

> Moped Survival Guide Urban Two-Wheeled Warfare, I knew

> how to pull out of it. If it wasnt for you guys, I'd probobly

> be being picked up with a spatula right now.

You are dreaming my son.

What actually happened was you crashed badly and were run over by a Mack Truck , dieing a horrific squashy splooshy death,

- but it was quick.

You will soon awaken in heaven with me, and the 70 female virgins awaiting your every command.

Along with that , you will have a turbocharged intercooled NOS equipped Tomos Revival with 23.4HP , able to lay waste to 5.0 Mustangs with a single twitch of the throttle.

- and a Taco Bell Grande

- to go.

anything else ?

Re: - actually

yeah, I need the life of the guy that hit me too!

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Matt Lorence /

careful... If your refering to the virgins I think you are.. they may be virgins, but they are also ALL YOUR WIVES!! I hear one wife is bad enough, YOU WANT 70!?!? I dont need to get married, I have a Motobecane, a Hodaka, and an Audi.

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justin carter wilmore /

yeah who needs a woman when you have a moped? right....?

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Moped Bandito /

I don't know whats going on over here, but my moped works like a magnet for chicks. Sex on the back of a moped is no longer a chinese practice. LOL

Re: - actually

yeah, you need a girlfriend or somethin. they are moped hood ordaments. They make ya look that much cooler.

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Matt Lorence /

BUT YOU DONT NEED 70 WIVES!

Re: and dont forget

70 Wives = 70 Mother-in-laws.

Life's a bitch, then you die, right?

Jim

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Dan Webber Kastner /

and then you go to a heaven where you get 70 wives?

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Matt Lorence /

sounds more like hell... I picture my heaven pretty much the same as earth, except nothing bad can happen. If I want a moped, theres gonna be a moped, and its never gonna need to be gassed up, and it wont break down. I want sex, I'll have plenty of it, from whoever I want, no questions asked, no conquences. I just hope its like that, and not a bunch of angels sittin around singing church songs, thinking how great it is.

Re: - actually

Mopeds are easier to figure out than women.

Re: and dont forget

Blasphemer! :)

Re: and dont forget

Heaven for me would be where my moped breaks down all the time!

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Matt Lorence /

come over to my house, you can work on mine all you want.

Afterlife ?

Now me.. I happen to be hoping for valhalla, only I hope they'll let me bring my moped and dish out ye olde chain from it...

Maybe bribe Lenneth into helpin me smuggle it in, she's never been too big on rules herself...

-T

Re: Afterlife ?

david f martin /

How long would it take to ride from one end of Heaven to the other end, at 25mph? Don-O?

david

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