> Today I was riding my Motobecane down a busy road when i made
> a quick turn and BAM! My back tire blew up! Since I read the
> Moped Survival Guide Urban Two-Wheeled Warfare, I knew
> how to pull out of it. If it wasnt for you guys, I'd probobly
> be being picked up with a spatula right now.
You are dreaming my son.
What actually happened was you crashed badly and were run over by a Mack Truck , dieing a horrific squashy splooshy death,
- but it was quick.
You will soon awaken in heaven with me, and the 70 female virgins awaiting your every command.
Along with that , you will have a turbocharged intercooled NOS equipped Tomos Revival with 23.4HP , able to lay waste to 5.0 Mustangs with a single twitch of the throttle.
- and a Taco Bell Grande
- to go.
anything else ?