I was very interested in your comments about travelling by pogo stick, as well as the mouse-sleigh, and I shall get to work on those as soon as have the time. However, I would like to point out a large detail you somehow overlooked. It was actually I who traveled in the Godspeed rocket car (which is powered by the Nova laser, from California), and you attributed this feat to one Dr. Horatio Wiggly, who I highly doubt could perform such a momentous experiment. Second, I would like to make an addendum to your 'world opinion' theory. While it is true that it would be very difficult to get an opinion from everyone on earth (in one lifetime, at least), there are those who have never even seen a moped. So, those people would have to be ruled out, as they would be experiencing a new thing, and so, of course, it would be a thing of wonder for them. Also, I would like to state that my opinion of the most laughed-at mode of travel would most likely have to be strapping midgets to your body and having them run very quickly while flapping their arms and making a 'wooowooooowoooowoooo' sound.
Professor Ludwig von Beauty