My dearest sir, I do not use 'big' words, I merely speak the way I was raised, and that is in a proper, educated manner. If that is not the norm anymore, then it is not my fault that my speech is superior to the normal, 'moped-riding Joe'. And I can assure you that I have never met a doctor named Horatio Wiggly.
Signed,
Love,
Professor Ludwig von Beauty