I have recently conducted a thurough investigation of mopeds and their riders and have come to the conclusoin that you are all faggots. i drive and 70's muscle car which is one twintillion times better than your mopeds in all categories, including performance and not being retarded. its called a muscle car becuase all electrical and mechanical components are replaced with muscle and nerve tissue. the only promblem with it is that it is very difficult and also somewhat horrifying to work on, since the engine has been replaced with a huge eight chambered heart (each chamber makes in go faster) and requires about five master surgins to change the oil. it is also incredibly costly to feed, consuming about 5,000 pounds of ground beef a week. my muscle cars are far better suited to take over the earth then your slow-peds because it has the ability to breed, usually giving birth to a litter of about 5-6 baby muscle cars.
getting back to the main subject, you are all morons. I smoke a pipe and look very intellectual and impressive.
~Dr. Horatio Wiggly