test results are in!!

Dr. Horatio Wiggly /
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I have recently conducted a thurough investigation of mopeds and their riders and have come to the conclusoin that you are all faggots. i drive and 70's muscle car which is one twintillion times better than your mopeds in all categories, including performance and not being retarded. its called a muscle car becuase all electrical and mechanical components are replaced with muscle and nerve tissue. the only promblem with it is that it is very difficult and also somewhat horrifying to work on, since the engine has been replaced with a huge eight chambered heart (each chamber makes in go faster) and requires about five master surgins to change the oil. it is also incredibly costly to feed, consuming about 5,000 pounds of ground beef a week. my muscle cars are far better suited to take over the earth then your slow-peds because it has the ability to breed, usually giving birth to a litter of about 5-6 baby muscle cars.

getting back to the main subject, you are all morons. I smoke a pipe and look very intellectual and impressive.

~Dr. Horatio Wiggly

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  test results are in!!Topic by: Dr. Horatio Wiggly Dr. Horatio Wiggly 01/31/01 03:35PM
  Re: test results are in!!Re: anonimous moped rider anonimous moped rider 01/31/01 03:46PM
  Re: test results are in!!Re: rasta rasta 01/31/01 04:18PM
  Re: test results are in!!Re: tom tom 01/31/01 05:22PM
  Re: test results are in!!Re: Ron Brown Ron Brown 01/31/01 06:21PM
  Re: test results are in!!Re: So sad So sad 01/31/01 07:24PM
  Re: test results are in!!Re: Dr. Horatio Wiggly Dr. Horatio Wiggly 02/01/01 03:24PM
  Can't Wait!Re: Tom King Tom King 02/01/01 03:59PM
  Re: Can't Wait!Re: miguel miguel 02/01/01 04:20PM
  Re: Can't Wait!Re: Brandon E. Brandon E. 02/01/01 05:27PM
  Re: Can't Wait!Re: Reeperette Reeperette 02/01/01 11:12PM
  Re: Can't Wait!Re: Professor Luwig von Beauty Professor Luwig von Beauty 02/02/01 01:49PM
  Re: Can't Wait!Re: DaveB DaveB 02/03/01 08:03PM
  Re: Can't Wait!Re: Professor Ludwig von Beauty Professor Ludwig von Beauty 02/03/01 08:51PM
  Re: Can't Wait!Re: Kenneh~ Kenneh~ 07/17/06 04:32AM
  Re: test results are in!!Re: Nathan Nathan 07/17/06 08:07AM
  Re: test results are in!!Re: Professor Luwig von Beauty Professor Luwig von Beauty 02/02/01 01:31PM
  Re: Can't Wait!Re: munckinman munckinman 02/02/01 03:10PM
  Re: Can't Wait!Re: Ron Brown Ron Brown 02/02/01 04:27PM
  TROLL ALERTRe: Ryoga28 Ryoga28 02/05/01 01:20AM
  Re: TROLL ALERTRe: Miguel Miguel 02/06/01 01:11PM
  Re: test results are in!!Re: Jimmmy g Jimmmy g 02/11/01 03:00AM
  Re: test results are in!!Re: Jeff Jeff 07/17/06 11:04AM
  Re: test results are in!!Re: Mrziggz Mrziggz 07/17/06 01:06PM
  The Skeeks have cars!!Re: Brentus Sioux y Cycle Brentus Sioux y Cycle 07/17/06 11:53AM
  Re: The Skeeks have cars!!Re: Jim Jim 07/17/06 04:07PM
  Re: The Skeeks have cars!!Re: tikiman tikiman 07/17/06 04:45PM
  Re: The Skeeks have cars!!Re: Jeff Jeff 07/17/06 05:24PM
  Re: The Skeeks have cars!!Re: Bzenk Bzenk 07/17/06 05:00PM
  Re: The Skeeks have cars!!Re: Nathan Nathan 07/17/06 06:35PM

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