Re: Kriedler ???

Professor Ludwig von Beauty /
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I recommend that you buy six more identical 'Kriedler' contraptions, and then fuse all of the frames together with a welding torch. After this has been done, run two strands of copper wire through all of the batteries onto one 'master battery'. Once this is complete, you are almost halfway done. Place the master battery into a domed cockpit, such as can be found on any military-issued jet plane. Attached said domed cockpit onto the seven fused frames, and fuse the dome onto the contraption. Once this is done, you should proceed to purchase about one thousand smoke detectors. Take the radioactive element americium-241 out of the detectors, and place them into an air-tight water vat, which has one air-tight opening into the remaining copper wire tips. The final product of all of this labor will be the world's first fourteen-wheeled nuclear-powered land barge.

Signed,

Love,

Professor Ludwig von Beauty

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  Kriedler ???Topic by: BD BD 01/28/01 10:46AM
  Re: Kriedler ???Re: Professor Ludwig von Beauty Professor Ludwig von Beauty 01/28/01 12:24PM
  Re: Kriedler ???Re: Fred Fred 01/28/01 07:37PM
  Troubleshooting and Tune-UpRe: Fred Fred 01/28/01 08:03PM
  Re: Troubleshooting and Tune-UpRe: BD BD 01/28/01 11:29PM
  Re: Troubleshooting and Tune-UpRe: Professor Ludwig von Beauty Professor Ludwig von Beauty 01/29/01 05:30PM
  Re: Kriedler ???Re: David David 09/07/01 06:52PM

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