You are all frightfully lacking in cognitive powers, and are most likely hideously unattractive. I, on the other hand, am a vision of loveliness, in both mental and physical capacity. I also drive a V-10 i80 Rocket Car, built by my own hands and designs of course. It can travel 1000 miles in twenty minutes. Your paltry mopeds could go 1000 miles in perhaps a week, and after thirty or so refueling stops as well. You are pathetic. I have also figured out how to travel faster than light. It is quite simple; all you need is a broom and some peanut butter. As well as the Nova laser in California; that laser can produce 100,000,000,000,000 watts of energy. I own a monocle. Anyhow, you know how everybody always says: "Godspeed"? Well, I can travel at that. I lost all of my limbs in an accident involving my rocket car, Godspeed, and the Nova laser. All at the same time. My rocket car was traveling at Godspeed, and ran into the Nova laser. Anyhow, I grew back all limbs under my own willpower and accord. What can YOU do, besides zip about on your fag-machines? NOTHING. And you're still ugly.
Professor Ludwig von Beauty