You Are All Idiots

Prof. Ludwig von Beauty /

Jan 26, 2001 11:46AM

Dearest Morons,

You are all frightfully lacking in cognitive powers, and are most likely hideously unattractive. I, on the other hand, am a vision of loveliness, in both mental and physical capacity. I also drive a V-10 i80 Rocket Car, built by my own hands and designs of course. It can travel 1000 miles in twenty minutes. Your paltry mopeds could go 1000 miles in perhaps a week, and after thirty or so refueling stops as well. You are pathetic. I have also figured out how to travel faster than light. It is quite simple; all you need is a broom and some peanut butter. As well as the Nova laser in California; that laser can produce 100,000,000,000,000 watts of energy. I own a monocle. Anyhow, you know how everybody always says: "Godspeed"? Well, I can travel at that. I lost all of my limbs in an accident involving my rocket car, Godspeed, and the Nova laser. All at the same time. My rocket car was traveling at Godspeed, and ran into the Nova laser. Anyhow, I grew back all limbs under my own willpower and accord. What can YOU do, besides zip about on your fag-machines? NOTHING. And you're still ugly.

Signed,

Love,

Professor Ludwig von Beauty

Re: You Are All Idiots

Ron Brown /

Jan 26, 2001 02:10PM

Prof,

You appear to be suffering from short term memory loss, you already posted this message yesterday.

Could it be that faster than light travel upsets the synapses?

Re: You Are All Idiots

Ivo /

Jan 26, 2001 05:59PM

Hahaha ... you're so stupid it makes you funny!

Anyways, everyone here is very pleased to hear you lost all your limbs!

And what can I do? I've got the gift to be able to appreciate a 38-year old moped. You don't seem to appreciate anything.

Re:HA! ANOTHER ONE WHO CANT AFFORD A MOPED!

Doug D. /

Jan 26, 2001 06:25PM

<><>WHERE DO ALL THE IDIOTS COME FROM? THEY CAN`T AFFORD A MOPED SO THEY HAVE TO MAKE UP A CARTOON IMAGE FOR THEMSELF, GROW UP.! Doug

Re:HA! ANOTHER ONE WHO CANT AFFORD A MOPED!

Doug D. /

Jan 26, 2001 06:26PM

<><>WHERE DO ALL THE IDIOTS COME FROM? THEY CAN`T AFFORD A MOPED SO THEY HAVE TO MAKE UP A CARTOON IMAGE FOR THEMSELF, GROW UP CAPTIAN MARBLE HEAD.

Re:HA! ANOTHER ONE WHO CANT AFFORD A MOPED!

gimmiejimmie /

Jan 26, 2001 09:56PM

Hey, my uncle had one of them V10 i80 Rocket cars in the back of his barn,

it didn't run though, I think it needed a new proton bearing or something like that.

If anyone is interested in buying it, send me $2000 and I'll put you on the waiting list. p.s. it does come WITH pedals.

gimmiejimmie

Re:HA! ANOTHER ONE WHO CANT AFFORD A MOPED!

Jim C. /

Jan 26, 2001 11:09PM

I think we should take him bowling.

Jim

Is that rocketcar still for sale?

Captain Laserbrain /

Jan 27, 2001 09:09PM

Hmmm ... I just happened to need a new rocketcar, the police confiscated my last rocketcar ... I was speeding a little ...

And what's a superhero without his rocketcar!?!? NOTHING!! I NEED A NEW ROCKETCAR!!

Superhero greetings,

Captain Laserbrain.

Re: You Are All Idiots

dan /

Jan 28, 2001 12:48AM

<a href"http://www.angelfire.com/fl3/miner49er/index.html">skeeks</a>;

the skeeks website

dan /

Jan 28, 2001 12:51AM

<a href"http://www.angelfire.com/fl3/miner49er/index.html">skeeks website</a>

http://www.angelfire.com/fl3/miner49er/index.html

Re:HA! ANOTHER ONE WHO CANT AFFORD A MOPED!

Professor Ludwig von Beauty /

Jan 28, 2001 12:00PM

I am not a cartoon character, as a cartoon would not be able to type or traverse the internet super highway. Because cartoons are not REAL. I, on the other hand, happen to be completely palpable. And as far as not being able to afford a

Re:Kudos to the Webmaster

Harry Bullochs /

Jan 28, 2001 11:48PM

It's a testament to the popularity of this website that it draws all these idiots.

Unfortunately none of them can help me get my drive wheel re-spoked.

I love my Batavus dearly, but I don't want to spend more than $10 a month on it. How much should a re-spoking cost at a bicycle shop?

thanks

h.b.

Re:Kudos to the Webmaster

Doug D. /

Jan 29, 2001 01:14AM

SPOKE MAN, I dont know about other places, but where I live a bicycle shop wont touch a peds spokes and would be to high if they did, But if you check out ebay.com and search mopeds one nice rear wheel did not even get a bid,started at$9.99 there is another one starting at $9.99 NOW with nice tire. Cheapest way I know! DOUG D.

Re:Kudos to the Webmaster

Ron Brown /

Jan 29, 2001 11:27AM

Harry,

It really is not that tough to do.

Use another wheel as a guide to the spoke layout,

Measure the offset from the rim to the hub on each side before you start in case it is off center.

Lay the rim on a couple of widely spaced boxes and thread in the spokes for the lower side of the hub. Start by installing a pair of spkes on opposite sides of the rim to support the hub, then fill in the rest. Make sure the valve stem hole has the adjacent spokes opening away from it. This is my favorite error and it makes it hard to inflate the tire if the spokes cross right above the valve!

When you have completed the lower dish, install the upper spokes.

Snug all of the spokes evenly, then install the wheel in the frame, check the offset and adjust it, then begin tightening/loosening spokes until the rim runs true and the spokes are all tight.

If any of the spoke heads poke through the nipples, cut them off and file them smooth.

It is not as difficult as it sounds, it will take you much longer than an expert but you can do it.

Good luck,

Ron

Re:Kudos to the Webmaster

Professor Ludwig von Beauty /

Jan 29, 2001 05:40PM

I am not an idiot. I admit, I may be stricken with bouts of tomfoolery at times, but that in no way determines my level of intelligence. My comments are not meant to be taken seriously, but rather, as a light relief from the solemnity that seems to pervade the entire forum. Besides, I am a professor. I have not met many idiotic professors.

Signed,

Love,

Professor Ludwig von Beauty

Re: You Are All Idiots

Evan /

Feb 09, 2001 09:26AM

OH SHUT UP TRY TEN OR LESS FUEL UPS FOR 1000MILES AND BESIDES GODSPPED MEANS GOOD LUCK YOU DUMBASS

eV

Re: You Are All Idiots

Q-Bert /

Mar 01, 2001 07:15PM

Actually, Professor Ludwig Von Beauty is NOT a Skeek...hey i'm as suprised as you.

Yours in bitter rivalry,

Q-Bert.

Re: the skeeks website

caesar /

Go to branch

justinx

Oct 10, 2008 10:58PM

Sorry, can't let this die.

Re: the skeeks website

💀Kim Jong illest💀 /

Go to branch

magnus

Oct 10, 2008 11:12PM

so whos the nutty professor?

Re: You Are All Idiots

[[ Linda ]] /

mycider

Oct 10, 2008 11:15PM

Wow. This is like, 7+ years old.

Re: You Are All Idiots

Jesse -B /

jtbechtold

Oct 10, 2008 11:22PM

I was wondering

Re: the skeeks website

dallas /

billyburgles

Oct 10, 2008 11:24PM

so I told someone that I was a zen master and they retorted very smugly, "You don't know anything about buddha!" And I said, exactly!

Re: the skeeks website

spartafoxilover /

phoenixrising

Oct 11, 2008 12:07AM

Ahh can somebody tell me what the flying fuck is wrong with this douchebag?I think he smoked some bad crack before he posted this bullshit.Hey buddy this a moped thread we dont give 2 shits about your faggy rocketcar go tell it to somebody who cares. You guys called me a thread troll lol this guy is worse.

Re: the skeeks website

triumph3434 /

triumph3434

Oct 11, 2008 12:49AM

Moto, where did you find this?

Re: the skeeks website

oldcodger /

oldcodger

Oct 11, 2008 12:55AM

Wow. I don't if it's bad crack or an overdose on "x", I want an 8-ball. Please Santa...for Xmas...I been good, but this guys has GREAT shit & I just want a modest amount...uh...to uh...enlighten ME! Yeah, yeah; thats the ticket. Just to enlighten me.

Re: You Are All Idiots

Robert Rosselit /

Go to branch

robertr

Oct 11, 2008 01:05AM

WOW, I remember the thread, he was a troll but I don't remember what set him off. It seems there was a guy around that time who was planning on making a moped out of PVC and he got ragged on to the point of being like this. There was also, I believe, a Kinetic owner who went troll very badly when he first joined up. I won't mention his name because he totally calmed down and has been cool ever since.

Re: You Are All Idiots

Herman /

cyberhazard

Oct 11, 2008 10:40AM

holy thread resurrection batman!

Re: Is that rocketcar still for sale?

Gimmyjimmy . /

gimmyjimmy

Oct 11, 2008 11:05AM

rocket car is SOLD.

the money was invested in Enron and the Paul campaign.

Re: You Are All Idiots

Tracy /

tracy

Oct 11, 2008 12:12PM

HA! this guy is fucking fantastic!

Re: You Are All Idiots

robby /

rgag

Oct 11, 2008 12:20PM

wow. just wow. if you dont like us gtfo. its not our fault thats were all idiots

MOPED ARMY

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