so i just went for a car ride with my mother in law. we talked about all sorts of things. i asked her, how ARE we getting the motorcycle home anyway? this was her reply....
mama: i need you to do something for me first (smile smile)
me: (thinking she means i need to help her finish the cabin)
mama: as soon as theres a ring on my daughters finger its all yours
me: (gulp) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mama: you know her sisters are in their 30s now....
me:.............
mama: im just so glad they had there kids while they could.....
me:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mama: i expect them no later than 30.....
me: MAMA JO! YOU CAN TALK TO ME ABOUT ALL SORTS OF THINGS BUT YOU CAN NOT TELL I NEED TO HURRY UP AND MAKE YOU GRANDKIDS!!!
mama: im just saying, the boat, the motorcycle, the cabin...you stand to get them all
me: ALL THINGS I CANT ENJOY WHEN I HAVE KIDS!!!!!!!
yep, modern dowries are pretty sweet.....