OT: modern dowry

***Kim Jong illest*** /

so i just went for a car ride with my mother in law. we talked about all sorts of things. i asked her, how ARE we getting the motorcycle home anyway? this was her reply....

mama: i need you to do something for me first (smile smile)

me: (thinking she means i need to help her finish the cabin)

mama: as soon as theres a ring on my daughters finger its all yours

me: (gulp) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mama: you know her sisters are in their 30s now....

me:.............

mama: im just so glad they had there kids while they could.....

me:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mama: i expect them no later than 30.....

me: MAMA JO! YOU CAN TALK TO ME ABOUT ALL SORTS OF THINGS BUT YOU CAN NOT TELL I NEED TO HURRY UP AND MAKE YOU GRANDKIDS!!!

mama: im just saying, the boat, the motorcycle, the cabin...you stand to get them all

me: ALL THINGS I CANT ENJOY WHEN I HAVE KIDS!!!!!!!

yep, modern dowries are pretty sweet.....

Re: OT: modern dowry

that was kinda hard to follow...

I feel your pain though man... My wife is having a baby soon and her whole family showed up on my doorstep last week to "help" us.

And apparently help means sleep in my bed, complain about how they can't get on MSN games from my computer, and borrow my car without asking.

Re: OT: modern dowry

Sweet. "Knock up my daughter, and here's your cabin and boat. Pleasure doing business with you, sir"

--Scott

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mandy panda /

How can she be your mother in law if her daughter doesn't have a ring on her finger? Maybe it's time to hike through the forest back to Vancouver.

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Bruce Edwards /

Ditch the hillbillys! Move to Chicago where good women have good jobs and just want a guy that loves them!

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