MOPED ARMY

Please post a picture of yourself. Maybe we can help you with you image.

I have always been a little crazy, so do not be shocked by my answer:

My very first martial arts instructor taught me a very interesting multi-attack technique:

He asked, "What do you do when multiple persons attack you?" I said..."RUN!" He said, "No, the chance one is faster than you is too high." I said, "kick one in the balls" He said, "NO, the pain passes to quickly and the others will get even madder as they think only a weak person would do it and they will just kick the shit out of you more" I asked, "Well, what should I do!?" He Said, " pick out the biggest guy, and poke out his eye while focusing all your energy with loud ass Ki-ya...(while screaming)" I was like, "What!?!?" He said, " the chances that all the others look at the guy with his eye all fucked up and think..."HOLLY SHIT!!!! And, run away faster than the speed of light....Your fight will go from many to one really disabled guy that is allllllot of pain... and you might want to finish him off so you do not have to look over your shoulder the rest of you life"

I usually start by telling them in a very straight face, if you do not leave me alone, I will, at the very least, be trying to kill one of you...you may kick my ass, but I WILL kill one of you... two different games...you may win your and kick my ass, but I WILL win mine"

Then I ask do you still ant to play?

It is funny, I have never had anyone answer "yes", nor continue to physically bother me... I usually get a dumb ass responce like." oh yeah sure you will, what a tough guy...blah, blah blah,... but I just continue to look at them very calmly and seriously... as the walk away talking shit....

One note, I have no desire to hurt anyone, but I would not hesitate to keep my word... the world has very wonderful things in it (mopeds!!!), but it can be really dangerous... and when it comes down to it... I will not allow some jack-a-mo to be physical with me... they could easily seriously hurt you or even kill you by accident... so be honest and up front with your intention to fucking kill them if they continue to play games with your physical being. It also, helps to get some training as those type of people generally only pick people to mess with that in some way look the role of victim.... Training gets rid of that quickly as you carry yourself differently. I looked that way for may years without knowing it.... I still do some times, and some one starts in..but quickly realizes that I am not that guy.

Good luck to you and get some martial arts training... it is really healthy and helps a lot.

Buy a stun gun

No one can mess with you if they're on the ground doing the kibby

Let me guess you're fashed as a bowler eye black dasher and wander afar mo your droogies. Be the wind when you're odd knocky, be like the storm when you're with your bratties. Pony?

why do people say get a gun? my buddy always carries around a gun. i don't get it. so you pull out a gun and what if the other person has a gun and you end up killing them or they end up killing you? just seems stupid to me. guns and violence is flipin stupid.

i just say go a head and make my day or some thing along those lines. that and i am 6 ft tall, and i will fight or at least i make it look that way :P

Well I may be completely off base but heres my thoughts. You look just like my insane bmx riding buddies. Every time I hang out with these guys the cops are somehow involved and I am always embarrassed. They like to get in bar fights with clean cut, toolish "jock types" and just start shiz. The thing is there are kids just like this in every town and they all look the same. I think you may just fit the stereotype of a good for nothing drunken punk that just likes to break stuff. Anyone else feel free to chime in.

maybe those pictures dont serve justice.. feel free to check my myspace

http://www.myspace.com/ultravitalence

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Can someone translate this into English?

it's your beautiful long hair elliot. i try to avoid fights as much as possible. i've been jumped once. if you know you're gonna get your ass kicked at least try to get in a good hit or two. at least you know you went down tryin'. if you can, punch em in the adam's apple.

good answer

you may want to ask those who know you how they think you present yourself.

they arent looking for a fight, they are looking for a victim

I added to (Im the one laying on the ground with no shirt on lol). My gf said my main picture cant be of my moped =[.

I havent found a shop nearby that sells bear mace. So I carry around a slag hammer. spike on one side, and a sub hatchet on the other. Its for scare factor mostly. Its always good to be prepared.

U-LOCK. its all u need! . concusion inflictor extrodinaire!!!! also makes dents in enraged motorists who tag your handle bars tryin to cut u off on the road because they think your moped is a fart sounding joke