Re: I was fired today...

grats mang!

Re: I was fired today...

Ben Van Zoest /

Fasciating story, sorry to hear ur sob story at ur age about where I was at 15 years old but was a fast learner tho.

It's the old head injury. Have you tried disability pay.

Re: f*ing up peoples' sh*t by being a dumbass?

What do you mean? Nothing justifies that. I deserved to lose my job. Did you not read my story. I am a bad mechanic.

The words that I write seem to be the catalyst of negative emotional response for many of the people who read them. I don't understand why. If one were to review the body of material that I have posted, one may find that I make no judgments (well, ok, I called someone a dork for cussing me out). The statements that I make are based on commonly accepted fact and empirical observation. I am open to criticism and I accept my faults. I do not accuse people.

Re: grats mang

I don't know what that means. I will take it as a positive statement. Perhaps a shortened form of the word congratulations followed by the word "man", spoken in a Latino accent? If this interpretation is accurate, let me know. These things loose some of their meaning for me in print.

If you are congratulating me, I am curious to learn why.

Re: Head injury

I don't think that I can hustle disability pay from a summer job for an injury that happened seven years ago. Even if I could, I don't think it would be right. My story isn't exactly a sob story. I am, in fact, a sub-par mechanic.

Re: Head injury

I.R.E. Mike Pee /

Thumbs up man. We need more people in the world that take minivans off the road.

Re: I was fired today...

If you read the original post and imagine it being narrated by David Cross as Tobias Funke, it makes it a lot funnier.

Re: I was fired today...

Edward Richardson /

This reminds me of a Liza coversation with a back story. There you go, there's an AI breakthrough, add a background story and randomly reference it.

Re: I was fired today...

We talk about mopeds here right?......

Re: I was fired today...

Edward Richardson /

No man, this is Head Injuries Anonymous, Mopeds are down the hall.

Re: Head injury

Good point, Mijunkin. He's killing off the cars, making the streets safer for mopeds.

"Oh, well this is joyous news, then!"

-Tobias Funke

Re: Head injury

I sure do love the ladies!

Re: Head injury

Cleats Onionpockets /

Landon, how did you manage to hold that job after the second or third "oops"? I mean, some of that stuff would be damned expensive to fix, I can't imagine an employer shrugging it off unless you're on fabulous terms with them.

Re: Head injury

What can I say, I'm likable.

Re: I was fired today...

mike Elliott /

at least you weren't fired over facebook like my friend was today.

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- Summerai - First Ben /

I like you landon... Just stay away from my car. lol

Re: I was fired today...

Ben Van Zoest /

Landon you appear likely and nice, marry a rich woman...

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