"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
"You know how much I love watching you work. But, I've got my country's five hundredth anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, MY wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped."
"And when I say you are a coward, that is only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to crawl the earth."
"My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, and you think a little _head jiggle_ is supposed to make me happy?"
I think we've quoted half the movie at this point...