I don't think anyone thought the post was sincere, rather that you were a douche for making it. Well played!
The general forum has become a venue for people to be complete dicks to people that are genuinely looking for some sort of help. Granted, a lot of the posts are the same old bullshit, there's definitely no need to make sad attempts at humor at these people's expense. If you're somehow offended by someone asking the worth of a moped or not posting links correctly, bring it up with them. Spamming the forums with the shittiest satire ever is just contributing to the bullshit.
LULZ DENIED.