The truths and falsities of this story...
1. Truth: I was drunk, I made this Post.
2. Truth: This bike is def. stolen, I think, probably.
3. Truth: The owner doesn't have an MA account, can't post about it, so I was asked to.
4. Falsitity: Mark, The Owner, or I stole this bike.
5. Falswordthing: Falsitity is a word.
6. Not Truth: words and such that calm everyone down.