This thread is hilarious.
We know the owner, he just didn't want to fess up to owning this POS, so after some beer they posted this up here to find out what kind of bike it is. Got it for $150 at auction. He wanted to know if any parts were swappable with any of his other bikes.
Moral of the story: Don't drink beer and make up stories.
Shit...we gotta find a new pasttime now...mopeds?