when i was in kzoo for the wingnut dishwashers union show at rocketstar, there were these kids walking the same direction as me and my friend sam, but they were across the street. forst they made derogatory remarks about sam, so i defended her, then they made fun of my pants and my beard and actually said, "hey, i bet you ride one of those pedal-peds, don't you, faggot? i'll bet you're going to get on your little pedal-ped and go hang out at rocketstar later, huh? gonna show everyone your dick through your pants?"
they were saying this just before i got to where my moby was locked up. i got on it, fired it up, and rode down to rocketstar, leaving them staring in bewilderment, because what they thought was an insult was actually an accurate description of my plans for the night.