Helen Keller and Mopeds

one is truth and the other is fictional

discuss?

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Zachary Evans, Destroyer of Worlds /

Damn trolls...

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you should have titled this "Hellen Keller _OR_ Mopeds". Hellen Keller _and_ Mopeds implies hilarious results.

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This does not even make sense...

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hilarity ensues.

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Technically they're both blind, deaf and make odd grunts sometimes.

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Zachary Evans, Destroyer of Worlds /

Both of them get special parking privliges?

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I.R.E. Mike Pee /

What's Helen Keller's favorite brand of moped?

JaaaWaaaa

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Braille riding...hmm

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_JaaaWaaaa_

FTW.

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What did Helen Keller say when someone passed her the Cheeze Grater?

A: "oh my, thats the most violent book ive ever read."

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Zachary Evans, Destroyer of Worlds /

No, she said "JaaaWaaaa"

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Hellen Keller briefly rode a moped, but she kept breaking her arm trying to read the street signs.

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Why Couldn't Hellen Keller ride a moped?

She was a girl.

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this is the most beautiful thread i've ever read... like a seed you plant that grows into something more than you would have ever though it to

i love you guys

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Did you know Helen Keller had a moped?... neither did she!

On a related note, why does the carwash at the local mobil station have braille on the buttons?

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I've always wondered about the braille buttons at my bank's drive-through.

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um... well there actually blind people in society that are fully functioning members of said society!

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hey, what do gynecologists and pizza delivery boys have in common?

Both get to smell it, but can't eat it. bummer, yo.

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You know what always gets me? The fact that the dollar bill changer at the laundromat and the manual car wash get all picky and keep spitting the bills back out at ya cuase they are set to screen for counterfeit bills.

The last 3 things ill be doing when i learn to print money?

Carrying Ones

Doing Laundry

Washing the Car at the Coin-op laundromat.

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For real.

...and there's a plaque of Helen Keller in our organization's hall of fame and a section of the museum upstairs at my work with some of her belongings (no - no mopeds). Really glad this wasn't the window I left up on my screen at work when I ran to the john. ha.

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"um

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My guess is that's the only kind they are manufacturing these days since the majority of ATMs are in handicapped accessible locations...

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Jeez Fratbone. Obviously.

It was a weak joke but you didn't have to piss on my parade with your fancy "logic".

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Well given the tastlessness of the original post I wasn't sure :D

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it's cool, i'm used to it. As a kid my mom would constantly shoot down jokes with logic. Example:

_I'm 11 years old, and I want to be a comedian. While waiting in line at the checkout at the grocery store, I decide to try out my jokes..."

Me: Hey mom, I figured it out.

Mom: What's that honey?

Me: I figured out why the food is so cheap at this grocery store.

Mom: Oh yeah? Why's that?

Me: By the time we get to the end of this line, they're gonna charge us rent!

Mom: No, actually it's because they're a wholesaler.

_Little me starts considering a desk job._

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hahaha quatto i love it.

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haha nice quatto

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I thought the joke was gonna end with that the food expiration

date expires before ya got through the line.

Helen Keller, mopeds.... both need ridden.

Helen Keller, mopeds.... neither of them was a gas hog.

Helen Keller, mopeds.... they both teach ya lessons.

Helen Keller, mopeds.... neither have wooden teeth.

Bigfoot and Sasquatch.... both are tall.

Bigfoot and the Yeti.... They aren't the same thing at all.

Bowling and Lawn Darts....

Travelling and going places.

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