OT: Charmin Ultra

I usually buy the cheapest toilet paper I can get. Last month some old lady says to me "do you buy this brand of bathroom tissue? I don't need this coupon." and it's for "Charmin Ultra Mega Roll". With the coupon, it's the cheapest one, so we get it.

Holy Moley it's soft!

I'll never go back to the cheap stuff, even if they start charging hundreds of dollars for Charmin. I've had the flu for three days now, and despite literally hundreds of uses in that time, my posterior remains comfortable and dry.

I guess those watercolored bears on TV were right.

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

ahahhhaha

poop talk!

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

***Vanilla Thunder*** /

yeah, its kinda like wipin your ass with a rabbit. when it comes to the comfort of your asshole, no price is too high.

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

"with a rabbit" hahahahaha.....fucking hilarious!! Seriously though, it does make a huge difference. And what the fuck is up with those bears? My fiance and I are always talking about how fucked up that shit is. I mean, honestly, were the people who do the advertising for Charmin saying "O.k folks, we are going to do a commercial and lets really try to make it so that the consumer/viewer watching thinks they are on 10 hits of liquid acid." What the fuck is going on? Why is one red and the other blue? Gender specific? Nope. Age specific? Nope. Fucking 30 hits of blotter? Yup!

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

Edward Richardson /

Get the stuff with Aloe, there are some things in life worth spending a little extra.

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

Back when my wife was an engineer for Proctor and Gamble we used to test out the new products before they hit the market. The coolest and refreshingest thing ever was toilet paper that was moistened with some sort of water stuff imbedded in the tissue. Cool on the bum. We called em Bidet (buh-day) Mates.

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

I love the one where they're trying to vacuum all the daggy muff nuggets off the kid bear. So gross and awesome.

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

Which reminds me, Why is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper?

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

Because they're both trying to wipe out Klingons around Uranus.

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

Notice how all the animals are hiding from him....especially the rabbit..

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

That is the wrong picture!

Oops!

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

Third time is the charm!

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

Yeah, the one with the little kid bear with all the dingleberries is terrible.

I think that stuff is too soft. You can't get any traction, it doesn't wipe as much as smear. I like the ripple stuff with aloe. It's just as soft but the ripples are like mud tires vs. slicks.

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

If you ever start feeling cheap, don't go for the Charmin Basic. It's not the same, trust me.

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

yeah i'm talking Charmin _Ultra_ . the shit with ripples.

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

***Vanilla Thunder*** /

dingle berries? more like dingle apples. or a whole dingle orchard. look at this

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="

&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="

&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

Man, when I use that stuff I feel like I'm wiping my butt with a danged Belgian Waffle.

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

***Vanilla Thunder*** /

at least its not as annoying as mr whipple. this one was the worst. lost in space, mr whipple, charmin? wtf

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="

&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="

&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

Bruce Edwards /

Just don't ever bother trying that "Ultra Strong" product. It's like wiping with paper toweling!

Re: OT: Charmin Ultra

Always ask for extra napkins!

You never know when you made need them! I think BK has the most durable, everyone elses (wendy's, tacohell, McD's,) use really cheap napkins, nonabsorbent and terrificly brittle. 7-11 napkins are the absolute worst! But hey, in a pinch, its better than a sears catalogue. The blue paper shop towels I steal from work are excellent, absorbant, super strong, thick and soft. But they don't flush.

« Go to Topic — end of thread

Want to reply to this thread?

We'd love to have you join the discussion, but first you'll need to login (or create an account).