GOOD OLD FASHIONED DIRTY COPS

***Vanilla Thunder*** /

you guys arent going to believe this. sometimes its a blessing and sometimes its a curse to have a mendocino address on your licence

i just got my cylinder back from the machine shop where they fixed my exhaust thread. they did a great job btw. so i get it all together and go for a test spin. out of nowhere i hear a siren, i stop my bike and its a SF motorcycle cop.this is what ensues...

cop: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING??!!

me: i dony know, whats wrong man?

cop: I AM NOT MAN!

me: uhhhhhh.....ok officer...did i do something wrong?

cop: YOU WANNA PLAY STUPID WITH ME? HUH MOTHERFUCKER?! YOU WANNA PLAY FUCKING DUMB?! YOU JUST RAN THAT STOP SIGN!!

me: i did?

cop: DONT PLAY FUCKING STUPID WITH ME! IVE BEEN ON SHIFT FOR 15 HOURS AND IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE IM GETTING OFF ANYTIME SOON! I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY!

me: uh...ok....well...what happened? why wont they let you off?

cop: DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING M2 LICENCE?!

me: no just a regular one...its just a motorized bicycle...

cop: HOW MANY CC'S???

me: 38

cop: WELL I DONT GIVE A SHIT! IF ITS GOT 2 WHEELS YOU NEED AN M2 PLATES AND INSURANCE!!! GIVE ME YOUR LICENCE!!!!

me:...yes sir...

cop looks over my licence...

cop:POTTER VALLEY? WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT?

me:...uh..its in mendocino county...near lake pilsbury...

cop: MENDOCINO COUNTY!!! DOPE CAPITOL OF THE WORLD! WELL YOU CAN SMOKE YOUR DOPE AND FUCK HORSES IN YOUR FUCKING HICK TOWN ALL YOU WANT BUT WHEN YOUR IN THE FUCKING CITY YOU PLAY BY THE RULES!!!

me: um...ok well heres my plate...its in my bookbag..

cop: GIMMIE THAT! I DONT WANT YOU REACHING IN THERE!

cop takes my backpack, starts rummaging through it...

cop: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE IN HERE? WHATS ALL THIS GOO?

me: probably 2 stroke oil...

cop: THATS FUCKING DISGUSTING! DO YOU USE THAT TO FUCK GOATS IN YOUR HICK TOWN!!??

me...uhhhhhhhhhh.....

cop: GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!!!

me:...um....ok...here...

cop goes through my wallet, finds my medical marijuana card...

cop: OH, LOOK WHAT WEVE GOT HERE! A DOPE SMOKING HORSE FUCKING HICK!

me:...............

cop: ARE YOU HOLDING???

me: no

cop: YOU AND THAT BIKE ARE GOING TO JAIL RIGHT FUCKING NOW IF YOU DONT COME UP WITH SOME DOPE!

me:....what....

cop: NOW! GIVE ME YOUR DOPE!

me: i dont have any....

cop: BULLSHIT! I KNOW A DOPE SMOKING MENDOCINO HORSE FUCKER WHEN I SEE ONE! I AM FUCKING SERIOUS, YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO COME UP WITH SOME DOPE OR YOUR GOING TO JAIL AND THE BIKE GOES TO IMPOUND!

me:...dude...i dont have any...

cop: I AM NOT FUCKING DUDE!

cop gets radioed...

cop: FUCK! GOD DAMN SPICKS! ALRIGHT, HORSE FUCKER! FUCK YOU! YOUR FUCKING LUCKY I DONT TAKE YOU TO JAIL!

FUCK YOU!

cop rides off.

yeah cant wait to go riding with the sunset riders tonight...

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should have gotten his number

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HOLY SHIT, is this real?

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what the fuck? you fuck horses? josh, thats just not sanitary and its not right.

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***Vanilla Thunder*** /

yes its real, it happened to me about 30 mins ago, a few blocks from my house.

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FYUAAAAK, Bad omen guys. Bad Omen.

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That's crazy. Violates so many rights. Should have gotten that guy fired.

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you have a really good memory. Or a tape recorder.

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***Vanilla Thunder*** /

well, the whole thing was over in like 5 minutes. wasnt much to remember. i just kinda sat there like a deer in headlights. how do you forget someone calling you a horse fucker?

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you dont, thats how.

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I.R.E. Mike Pee /

And this is why I always have at least one video/audio recorder on me at all times. Fuck cops.

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What a fucking asshole too bad you didn't get it on a tape recording of him talking to you like that I think that with his badge # taken it to his superior would have gotten a few days off his job. Maybe he didnt meet his quota of cofee and donuts for the day.

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Man if that cop is like any of the cops in my town he just wants to smoke it or sell it.

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Who knew R. Lee Ermey was a SF cop?

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as both a moped and horse fucking enthusiast myself, let me be the first to say that i find this incident to be deeply and irreconcilably offensive.

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lol

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EMERY:RU A PETERPUFFER?

PRIVATE:NO SIR

EMERY: BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH S GARDEN HOSE,iLL BE WATCHING YOU.

LMAO I loved Emery in full metal jacket,

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I AM NOT FUCKING DUDE!!!

I laughed out loud. I love it.

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that's why I always wear a tie and keep my Bible tucked under my arm when I ride.

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Can I buy the short film rights?

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http://www.ratemycop.com

i bet hes on it.

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so rad.

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***Vanilla Thunder*** /

i didnt even get a chance to ask about a badge number. all i know is he was the most pissed off asian ive ever seen.

the whole thing went like this...

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wow that pales my cop story that happened thirty minutes ago!

horse fucker, hahaha.

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when you hand him your bag and he searches it he isnt breaking the law. you have to say they cant search it.

the rest of it is just cop bullshit, he wouldnt get in trouble for any of it.

sucks dude. what stud did you get machined?

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***Vanilla Thunder*** /

not a stud, the exhaust threading of my moby. like bret had done. dude did a GREAT job too.

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Harsh...

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you should have told him your into goats soft core self produced solo man porn. I for one am finding this hard to believe after your last drama post. Are you sure you just didn't get pulledcover normal style and then embelished the rest?

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BRILLIANT! absolutely Brilliant.

That sucks he treated you like that.

Just made the start to my day a little better!

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he just wanted to toke up with you. :)

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